Broken crowns, tiny puppy hoods, and suction cup tentacle-tails. So much bad luck with trying to make another porno, and having already lost the competition before it is even ended. I guess I learn astrology instead! 

Hello and welcome to the first episode of season two. A new microphone, new set up and new plans for the weeks ahead.

Today's episode is not about porn, sorry, but is about my plans to learn to sing and play the ukulele. Which of course gives me the option of making a musical porno in future. I do talk about my nightmarish childhood experiences of both learning to sing and learning to play a musical instrument. 

Yet another episode where I try to decide what to do about the whole issue of making porn, using Pornhub and dealing with the negative influence(r)s on social media. Will I too have to promote myself and prompt others to spend money via Instagram and Twitter?

If you are not afraid of NSFW, pornographic content then feel free to visit my Pornhub profile at pornhub.com/model/justthisfan.

Thank you for listening.