I've been MIA.  Here's a little update on me over the last year.  Hope all is well with you and yours.

Taylor and I revisit our podcast from last year, and Taylor explains the possibility of cocaine possibly ending up in your purse via, the wind.

Sorry Aliens, we don't blame you. 

Ladies, fellas, if your partner says they don't want a gift this year, do the exact opposite of that.   You've been warned.

And, can the ghost of Marvin Gaye save a dying species of monkey via the voice of an impersonator to help stimulate some monkey mating in a UK zoo?

I love people, so much.  The Butt Bandit out in Nebraska sure made an impression on me this week.

Got my truck back, after 2 fuel pumps and a $2,200 bill.  

The movie "Don't Look Up" hits home. I hate the media and the internet. But not YouTube.  Loveee YouTube.

Thank you YouTube for providing me with hours of videos that sometimes help and/or complicate things worse. 

Had to fix my truck this week, the part guy was a legend.  I will make, maybe my last EVER green bean casserole, when I attempt to make this recipe that is claimed to be ONE OF THE BEST forms of it to exist.

And man, I want to see Australia, but also, I do NOT want to see Australia. 

Thank you Canada for providing and being the Pod this week's nominee for "Why Aliens Avoid Us".  I havent laughed that hard in quite a while.  

Also, R.I.P.  Bobby Saget, man.  I'll never forget the first time I heard your stand up comedy after watching you for years on Full House.  I don't think my mouth came off the floor.

Whether you like it or not, 2022 is underway folks.  Feel free to step inside, take a look around, but for the first few days, please do not touch anything until we can confirm that everything is going to be ok.

Before the year even began, we had to say goodbye to our National Treasure, Betty White.  May her beautiful soul rest in peace.  To update on how much Elon is paying in taxes for 2021, last week I said it was $7 billion-ish.  Turns out, it's only slightly higher than that.  Only slightly.  And Why Aliens Avoid Us comes to you this week from a United Airlines flight, involving a man & some underwear that may or may not be his.  

Times 2021 POTY Elon Musk paying his taxes.  I don't understand F1 anymore apparently.  And my infamous social media posts of "Why Aliens Avoid Us" will now become a staple on the Podcast.  This week's first contributor: the entire state of Delaware.

Back in my day, yeah, I'm that old now.  Kids don't know how good they got it nowdays.  Technology ain't stopping anytime soon. Also, I'm crawling through life one day of antibiotics at a time right now, but I'm a survivor dude.  And also hey, fake arms MIGHT not be the best idea if you're planning to get vaccinated.  

I'll ramble about how I think I have Covid for the 6,000th time, almost checking myself into the E.R. early this morning, nearly coughing my ass out of my mouth, and how in 2 billion years when the earth is on fire, all of your earthly problems won't matter, so why dwell on them right now?