Justice Time Machine

400 BCE was a different time filled with piss, raw meat, horses, and the assholes that rode said horses. Cody and CJ absolutely tear Attila the Hun apart at the seams in the first installment of season 3. However, Attila would have absolutely done the same or worse if he ever crossed paths with your favorite bois. Also, we are very proud to welcome to the JTM family Marc Jones who will provide a much needed audit at the end of the episode called "Marc's Correction Corner". We all could not be happier to be back with you all. Get ready for the most polished and most pitiless season of Justice Time Machine.  @justicetimemachine | [email protected] 

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This bitch is the season 2 finale. New JTM game on shelves now: think of the worst shit imaginable, double it, and then eat it. Albert Fish is the worst of the worst. See ya in three weeks. 

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We're gonna rock down to Cameroon Avenue in this two part water feature. Cody and CJ try their absolute darnedest to understand chemistry, geology, and the art of war. There is no one to blame other than the earth herself. No gods! No kings! Only Justice! [email protected] | @justicetimemachine   

Y'all are in for a trick or treat on this eerie episode. Ya bois go full resting witch face and smash The Salem Witch Trials like a November 1st pumpkin. This two part parable will monster your mash and jack your lanterns. [email protected] | @justicetimemachine

Elizabeth Bathory held many titles, but the most recognizable one had to be "THE MOST PROMINENT FEMALE SERIAL KILLER OF ALL TIME". Ya bois try to keep their lunch lower than their spirits in this gruesome and twisted piece of history that will straight up ruin your day. The future is female and the past was a blood bath. @justicetimemachine | [email protected]

Zoinks gang this one is straight up bonkers. The danger-prone ghost of Ivan the Terrible haunts the entire episode. Meanwhile, the mystery gang (Cody and CJ) try to remove his mask of misery. Grab some snacks, gas up your van, and hop in for the ride of your life. But for reals this dude sucks butt. Lemme at 'em! LEMME AT 'EM! 

It's not just one of the best Keanu Reeves movies, it's also a true story about 47 samurai planning some most excellent revenge. Strange things are afoot in the Ako Domain and it all ends with bodacious battle. The audio quality on this one leaves something to be desired, but Cody and CJ promise that the story itself certainly slaps hard enough to make you forget all about that. We're Wyld Stallyns! 

Cody and CJ kick off S2 E2 with this insufferable piece of human garbage named Gilles de Rais aka Bluebeard. This one is a little less beard and a lot more blue so prepare your ears, minds, and hearts for some very heavy subject matter. Honestly, we are just sick of talking about him so just try your best to get through it.