Hey everyone, it’s Levi McCurdy back in your ears for Episode 189 of the What Are We Doing Podcast. Before we dive in, you know the drill: if you haven’t already, hit that like button, subscribe, and ring the bell so you never miss one of my signature helium-adjacent vocal flubs. Gold stars await the committed few, and who knows—rack up enough stars and you might unlock some super-secret, definitely-maybe prize. What are we doing?I’m kicking things off with a dilemma: some of you think I’m the funniest person alive, while others insist I give off “weird tweaker vibes.” So I’m putting it to a vote: are you laughing or cringing? Head to the comments, pick a side, and help me settle this bipolar roller coaster once and for all. Stand-up tour or rooftop plunge—your call!Next, I recount my epic ant saga: the cinnamon-vinegar barrier that failed, the borax liquid traps that supposedly worked… until they were mysteriously emptied overnight. Was it an ant rescue squad hauling off their fallen comrades for a proper ant burial? A clandestine spider cleanup crew? Or did I hallucinate 30 tiny corpses after taco night? ChatGPT laid out the straightforward “ants carry the bait home” explanation, but where’s the fun in that? Join me as we dissect the “ant extraction team” conspiracy theory.From tiny invaders to the biggest diva, former President Trump is back on social media, roasting Bruce Springsteen in England and claiming responsibility for Taylor Swift’s “decline” after he tweeted “I hate Taylor Swift.” We unpack his bizarre pivot from musician-bashing to presidential-level clapbacks, and wonder: should world leaders really be ghostwriting their Twitter invective?Our boy Breezy is in a bit of a pickle across the pond—denied bail until June 13th for allegedly bashing a bottle in a London club. What does that mean for his Hershey tour dates? We lament the lost twerk sessions and speculate whether “Free Chris Brown” merch could be the next big festival fad.Airbnb’s scrambling to stay relevant by selling “Services” (think in-house chefs and yoga instructors) and “Experiences” that range from the charming (ghost tours) to the downright unsettling. Yes, I’m looking at you, “Get a Taste of Sabrina Carpenter” and “Anime Schoolgirl Twerk-Off with Megan Thee Stallion.” We fantasize about the security detail these celebs will need when they open the door to their creepiest fan ever. What are we doing?Finally, TMZ breaks the news: Justin Bieber, once a billionaire-in-waiting, is reportedly so tapped out he’s borrowing his pastor pal’s credit card just to hit the links. We trace the meltdown—from canceled world tours and massive tour-advance buybacks, to a \$200 million catalog sale—and pitch the ultimate solution: a multi-million-dollar Las Vegas Sphere residency to solve Bieber’s money woes in ten nights flat.That’s a wrap on the chaos for Episode 189. Thanks for sticking with my scattered thoughts, conspiracy theories, and late-night rants. If you’ve enjoyed the ride, drop a comment on whether I’m “hilarious” or “unfunny,” smash those buttons, and share this episode far and wide. We’ll reconvene next week—might be Friday, might be Memorial Day—and who knows what ridiculousness we’ll uncover then. Until next time, peace out and seriously, what are we doing?