We’ve officially joined the YouTube Partner Club! After grinding since 2008, juggling podcasts, vlogs, and random magic tricks, our channel hit the golden subscriber and watch-hour marks. Huge thanks to the 2,000+ of you who clicked “subscribe,” even though 67% of you apparently still haven’t—seriously, what are we doing? Hit that button, ring the bell, and join the fam so we can analyze those new analytics together.All day every day I’m winning on Twitter. Want free stuff? Follow me: I stick to three rules—follow only the host and one other account, comment once (max one friend tag), and skip any extra hoops. That’s how I snag Sheetz snack vouchers, a holographic Articuno card, and now… a one-of-one Saul Goodman apron straight from the Breaking Bad set. He’s legit-verified, sent me a selfie request, and I’m flaunting Gustavo Fring’s apron like it’s the crown jewels. What are we doing? Follow, comment, win.The latest Internet obsession: can 100 men really take down a silverback gorilla with fists only? I dove into TikTok’s “science,” debunked the timid 50% who’d bail after the first crack, and weighed bone density vs. human stamina. Spoiler: the gorilla would mop the floor with most of us… until exhaustion levels the playing field. But is this really peak 2025 entertainment? If you’ve paused your fiancé mid-text about this debate, you’re officially part of the tribe. What are we doing?Big ups to DudeRobe.com—the coziest post-shower robes that belong in every closet (even yours, ladies). Think built-in towel liner, permanent belt, pockets for vape pens, and shark-tank cred. Use code WAWD at checkout for 20% off ‘cause Jonathan overpaid so you don’t have to. Summer’s coming: get your slides, lounge shorts, and robes lined up. What are we doing? Relax in style.Wiz Khalifa AppreciationIs Wiz Khalifa top ten rapper territory? Hell yes. We revisited his mixtape days, his weed empire, and the absurdly fire “Llama Llama Red Pajama” rap challenge—where he spits a kid’s bedtime book over a beat so seamlessly it could melt your brain. If you think anyone else could nail nursery rhyme bars at 90 BPM, you’re wrong. Google the freestyle after listening, but trust me, no one drops lines like Z’s kush king. What are we doing?Magic heist or circus on a cruise ship? The trailer for Now You See Me 3 (yes, that’s the real title) just crashed into the Internet. Daniel Atlas is back with fresh Horsemen recruits, minus most of the originals (RIP Woody?), planning a grand diamond heist against a terrorist clique. It’s Fast & Furious meets card tricks—predictable twists, overstuffed CGI, and an eyeful of “diamonds are forever” cringe. November 14, 2025, get your tickets or stock up on popcorn. What are we doing?Our girl Katy blasted off with Blue Origin, then touched down to admit regret—because apparently floating 350,000 feet up isn’t as fun as it looked. She channeled that budget-Air energy into the “Lifetime’s Tour” (great name—really sells it), complete with audience-voted surprise songs via QR codes and white-girl twerking that defies anatomy. Ticket prices start at $350, so unless you want to see her wrestle aliens on wires, maybe skip this spectacle. What are we doing?Join the Conversation• Subscribe for more absurdity• Like if you lol’d at the gorilla debate• Comment your Twitter hack wins• Share with that friend who still hasn’t subscribedStay ConnectedFind us on YouTube, X (formerly Twitter), Instagram, and Facebook for clips, shorts, and bonus rants. We’re rolling out new content daily—so don’t sleep on the podcast feed, or you might catch COVID… again.Thanks for sticking around. Hit that subscribe button (really), grab your Dude Robe code WAWD, and keep asking yourself: What are we doing?*************************************************************✅DUDEROBE - PROMO CODE: WAWD 20% OFFhttps://duderobe.com - promo code: WAWD*************************************************************