What Are We Doing

Hey, it’s Levi, your favorite podcast host back at it again with another episode of "What Are We Doing?" And let me tell you, this one’s a doozy. So, picture this: Theo Von, the stand-up comedian who can turn any conversation into a circus, somehow ended up interviewing none other than Donald Trump. Yeah, that Donald Trump. The two of them sat down at Trump’s golf club in New Jersey—because where else would you have a casual chat about addiction and the 2024 election?

In what can only be described as a surreal mix of reality TV and a fever dream, Trump decided to ask Theo about his history with cocaine and alcohol. Because when you’re the former leader of the free world, that’s the natural direction for a conversation to take, right? Anyway, Trump, who’s apparently never touched a drop of alcohol or a single cigarette in his life (make of that what you will), shared a bit about his older brother, Fred Trump Jr., who struggled with alcoholism and passed away in 1981. Trump’s life advice? "No drugs, no drinking, no cigarettes." And if you’re thinking that sounds like a recipe for a very dull Saturday night, well, I’m with you.

Theo, being Theo, didn’t shy away from the topic and laid it all out there—he’s in recovery from drug and alcohol use. And of course, Trump, with his trademark subtlety, asked Theo if cocaine is a "stronger up" than alcohol. You can’t make this stuff up. Theo’s response? "Cocaine will turn you into a damn owl, homie, you know what I’m saying? You’ll be out on your own porch, you’ll be your own streetlamp." And honestly, I don’t know if I’m more impressed with the description or concerned that it’s probably accurate.

But the episode wasn’t just about who’s been on what substance. Trump, never one to miss an opportunity to talk politics, dove into a whole range of topics, from healthcare to the 2024 election, and of course, threw in a few jabs at Biden and Kamala Harris. Speaking of Harris, she’s been on a bit of a tear lately, and it’s got the Trump camp shaking in their boots. After her speech at the Democratic National Convention, it’s looking like she might just be the candidate of change that voters are craving—or at least that’s what the headlines are saying. Is Trump worried? Probably. Should he be? That’s for you to decide.

And just when you thought this episode couldn’t get any weirder, Chick-Fil-A decided they wanted a piece of the entertainment pie. Yep, the chicken sandwich empire is launching its own streaming platform. Because when you think "entertainment," naturally your mind goes straight to fast food, right? They’re cooking up (pun intended) some family-friendly content, including a game show, because who doesn’t want to watch contestants try to win prizes while craving waffle fries?

So, there you have it. We’ve got Trump, Theo Von, cocaine stories, and Chick-Fil-A’s Hollywood ambitions all wrapped up in one wild episode. If you’re here for the laughs, the political hot takes, or just to see how absurd things can get, you’re in the right place. Buckle up, because this episode is one crazy ride. Let’s get into it!

Let’s kick things off with the internet's latest bizarre twist: Donald Trump accepting Taylor Swift’s non-existent endorsement for his presidential campaign. Yes, you heard that right. In true Trump fashion, he took to Truth Social to “accept” Swift’s endorsement, despite the fact that it never happened. The cherry on top? The images he posted are blatantly AI-generated. I mean, come on, Trump, you really think Swifties are jumping on the MAGA train after an ISIS plot was thwarted at one of her concerts? It’s the kind of satire that writes itself, and yet, here we are, living it.

Hey, beautiful people! It's your favorite podcast host, Levi, back with another episode of “What Are We Doing?”—the podcast where we dig into the weirdest, wildest, and most absurd corners of the internet. And trust me, Episode 153 is an absolute rollercoaster.

First up, we dive headfirst into the bizarre and slightly disturbing world of MrBeast, aka Jimmy Donaldson, who’s basically the fairy godmother of YouTube...if fairy godmothers were known for their multi-million dollar stunts and borderline dangerous challenges. This guy has been giving away everything from private islands to stacks of cash, but it turns out his latest venture, “Beast Games,” wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Think “Hunger Games” meets “Squid Game” but with a sprinkle of YouTube insanity. Contestants were practically signing up for a buffet of suffering, where the menu included starvation, injury, and the occasional stretcher ride. All for a shot at 5 million bucks. But hey, who doesn’t love a good public display of questionable ethics, right?

Then, we switch gears and jet over to Vienna, where a pair of not-so-savvy villains had some twisted plans for a Taylor Swift concert. Yeah, you heard that right. These wannabe terrorists were gearing up for a massive attack at Tay-Tay’s show, aiming to outdo the worst tragedies of the past decade. But plot twist—thanks to some sharp-eyed U.S. intelligence, their sinister scheme was foiled before anyone could say “Shake It Off.” The concert? Canceled. The fans? Devastated. The suspects? Rotting away in a cold Austrian cell. Karma, as they say, is real.

And finally, we wrap up with the wackiest story of them all—RFK Jr. and his dead bear debacle in Central Park. Yes, RFK Jr., the guy who thinks vaccines are the devil’s work and has a talent for stumbling into controversy like it’s his day job, decided to spice things up by dumping a bear carcass in Central Park. Why, you ask? Apparently, he thought it would be “funny” to make it look like a cyclist killed the bear. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. But hey, at least it wasn’t another conspiracy theory, right?

So grab your favorite drink, get comfy, and prepare for a deep dive into the minds of people who probably shouldn’t be left unsupervised. This episode is packed with jaw-dropping moments, a touch of sarcasm, and that sexy Levi flair you know and love. Don’t miss it—Episode 153 is live now!

And remember, if you think your life is weird, just wait until you hear what we’re doing.