It's episodes 2 and 3 of Bachelor in Paradise 2025: Justin is bringing peak Justin, the (g)oldens hit the sand - Karen & Kayleigh are here to lead you through the rubble.

We're talking missed connections, mixed signals, a buffet of regrets-- complete with a side of secrets. And let's not forget the horror-movie-dream-sequence-advert created specifically to sell us a new "I know what you did last summer".

Five hours of TV that feels a little bit like eating sugar-coated gravel—we watched it all so you don't have to.