NORMALLY I HAVE A SPECIFIC TOPIC THAT I TALK ABOUT ON EACH EPISODE..BUT ON THIS EPISODE OF MASH A MF MONDAY...I WILL DISCUSS MULTIPLE TOPICS THAT HAVE BEEN ERKING THE HELL OUT OF ME! AMONG THEM...ALICIA KEYS IS A HO..AND NO ONE WANTS TO SAY THAT, HOW THE HELL THE FEDS GIVE THE DUDE THAT MADE THE STOP SNITCHING DVD 20 YEARS, PRESIDENT OBAMA AND THE OIL SPILL BS, AND A FEW MORE THINGS PULLED FROM THE HEADLINES. SO IF YOU GOT SOME ISSUES THAT YOU REALLY JUST WANNA BLAST OFF ABOUT,TONIGHT'S EPISODE IS YOUR OPEN PLATFORM TO GO THE FU** OFF ABOUT IT..BECAUSE I PLAN ON DOING JUST THAT!

HELLO, MY NAME IS BLIZM, AND IM A TECH JUNKIE! I AM ADDICTED TO VARIOUS FORMS OF TECHNOLOGY AND MY LIFE WILL GO TO HELL WITHOUT THEM. I KNOW I HAVE A PROBLEM AND I NEED SUPPORT FROM OTHERS OUT HERE LIKE ME. IS THAT YOU? DO YOU GO INTO A STATE OF PANIC IF YOU CANT FIND YOUR CELL PHONE? DO YOU TALK TO PEOPLE MORE ON FACEBOOK THAN IN PERSON? DO YOU SPEND MORE THAN 2 HRS A DAY ON ANY GAME SYSTEM? IT USED TO BE THE GRANDDADDY OF EM ALL, THE TV, WAS THE ONLY DRUG AROUND. BUT NOW WE GOT SO MANY WE CANT KEEP UP. BUT THE BIG QUESTION IS, DO WE REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM, OR IS IT JUST THE WAY THE WORLD IS NOW? I ACTUALLY THINK PEOPLE WHO CRITICIZE MY ADDICTION ARE JUST BEHIND THE TIMES. MAYBE THATS CAUSE IM AN ADDICT! WHAT DO YOU THINK? WHATS YOUR ADDICTION?

"FLICKS"! THE BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY THAT NO ONE EVER TALKS ABOUT...BUT EVERY ONE CONTRIBUTES TO! DO YOU INDULGE IN THIS PERSONALLY? MOST PEOPLE GOT THEIR FIRST VIEW OF SEX FROM THEIR PARENTS STASH OR A FRIENDS PARENTS STASH. PLAYBOY MAGAZINES, DVD'S, INTERNET FLICKS AND NOW THE NEWEST CRAZE, MAKING YA OWN FLICKS ! WE DISCUSS WHAT KINDS OF "FLICKS" YOU LIKE, WHAT KIND YOU OWN, AND WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THEM IN GENERAL.

I'VE NOTICE LATELY THAT JUST LIKE THE INFAMOUS "N" WORD, THE WORD "BITCH" HAS MORPHED. NOW JUST LIKE BLACK PEOPLE HAVE TURNED THE "N" WORD INTO WHATEVER THEY WANT IT TO MEAN INSTEAD OF WHAT IT ORIGINALLY MEANT, WOMEN HAVE TRANSFORMED THE WORD "BITCH". OH YES IT CAN STILL BE USED AS A DEMEANING WAY TO DESCRIBE A WOMAN, BUT IT CAN NOW ALSO MEAN THATS HER BEST FRIEND! SO NOW THE QUESTION IS WHAT EXACTLY IS A BITCH? DO YOU USE THE WORD IN DIFFERENT WAYS? SOME SAY ITS A WORD FOR STUCK UP WOMEN. A WOMAN WITH A BAD ATTITUDE. OR LIKE TUPAC SAID, A SCANDALOUS WOMAN FULL OF DRAMA. "GANGSTA BITCH" "CLASSY BITCH" "REAL BITCH" "DOWN ASS BITCH" "NASTY BITCH" "FREAKY BITCH" "STRAIGHT UP BITCH" "THATS MY BITCH" ALL INCLUDE THE SAME WORD, ALL MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT & ALL ARE USED BY FEMALES! SUP WITH THAT?

HAVE YOU EVER SMASHED ON OF YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS EX? WHAT ABOUT SOMEONE THAT THEY JUST KICKED IT WITH? WHATS THE GENERAL RULE FOR THIS...IS IT OKAY AS LONG AS THEY WASNT MARRIED? HOW LONG AFTER THEY STOP DEALING CAN YOU GIVE THE GREEN LIGHT, OR IS IT NEVER OKAY? WOULD YOU STOP BEING FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE IF THEY SMASHED YOUR EX? PLUS TONIGHT IS MASH A MF MONDAY SO DONT FORGET YOU CAN CALL IN JUST TO VENT ABOUT WHAT THE HELL IS BUGGIN YA!

FATHERS DAY IS THIS SUNDAY. SO I ASK WHAT DO YOU THINK IT TAKES TO BE CONSIDERED A REAL MAN? IS IT A MONETARY POSITION YOU HAVE TO BE IN? SOME PEOPLE SAY YOU AINT A REAL MAN IF YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB OR A MEANS OF INCOME. BUT WHY DOES THAT MATTER SO MUCH? YOU CAN BE RICH AND STILL PLAY LIL BOY GAMES RIGHT? YOU CAN BE BROKE AND BE A GOOD FATHER REGARDLESS OF WHAT MOST THINK. BEING A PROVIDER DOESN'T MAKE YOU MAN! KEYWORD: "MATURITY"

I LIVE IN ATLANTA..THE STRIP CLUB CAPITAL, AND MORE AND MORE WOMEN ARE GOING TO THE PU**Y CLUB. IT BE MORE WOMEN IN THE PU**Y CLUB THEN MEN SOMETIMES! IN THEORY, ITS SIMPLE: STRIP CLUBS ARE WHERE ALL THE DUDES WITH MONEY BE AT! BUT DO YOU THINK ITS WRONG FOR A FEMALE WHO ISNT GAY TO BE IN THE PU**Y CLUB? ARE YOU A FEMALE THAT GOES? DO YOU GET DANCES? DO YOU GO WITH YA MAN OR A GROUP OF OTHER FEMALES? WHAT DO YOU GET OUT OF BEING IN A ROOM FULL OF NAKED WOMEN IF YOU ARE NOT GAY?

NOW THAT I'VE OFFENDED YOU, LET'S BE CLEAR: THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO!BUT WHAT ARE THEY? I WOULD ASK WHICH ONE ARE YOU,BUT MOST NI***S WONT ADMIT THAT THEY ARE ONE. I MEAN WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE THAT'S BLACK SAY "I CAN'T STAND LIVING AROUND A BUNCH OF NI***S", THAT SAYS IT ALL RIGHT THERE! HISPANICS & WHITES PLEASE INSERT "SPIC" OR "CRACKA/TRASH" WHERE YOU SEE THE WORD NI*** FOR THIS TOPIC, APPLY IT TO YOURSELF AND CALL IN CAUSE WE KNOW YALL SEPARATE THE SH** LIKE WE DO TOO!

If you with someone that catch a lot of prison time (5 years or more) would you leave them? Have you held someone down that has done a bid..however long? Do you think its ok to sleep with someone else while they locked up? Would you even wait for someone if they had a long bid? Tonight @9pm (showtime moved back an hour tonight!)

RECENTLY A WOMAN WAS AWARDED A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR JUDGMENT AGAINST ANOTHER WOMAN FOR SLEEPING WITH HER HUSBAND AND BREAKING UP THEIR MARRIAGE. D'WAYNE WADES WIFE IS SUING GABRIELLE UNION FOR "DISTRESS" AND BREAKING UP HERS TOO. DO YOU THINK SOMEONE WHO KNOWINGLY CHEATS WITH A MARRIED PERSON SHOULD BE FINANCIALLY LIABLE?