Before we run out of pavement join us for a quick detour as we investigate the most recent installment of Cars media, Cars on the Road. Will it cancel out everything we learned so far or just confuse us even more? Plus, the moment you’ve been waiting for: our final flawless theories about Ka-How this world came to be. Is this really the end?

Hey science, sit down! This week we’re going to explore the world of Cars through the lens of things that can’t be scientifically proven but are still fun to talk about: magic, witchcraft, pseudo-science and the never controversial topic of religion. Let us pray… that nobody gets mad at us!

Hop aboard Roger, the resident Space Shuttle in the Cars universe, for a ponderous journey among the stars. Could the Cars be visitors from another planet? Are the Transformers their cousins? Are they destined for a life of servitude like Thomas and Friends? So many questions that we will not really answer in an episode that’s out of this world!

Come with us if you want to…learn about Cars! With so much evidence of humans and Cars co-existing, we pull over for a serious talk about what horrifying and catastrophic event ended humanity for good. Hasta la vroom vroom, baby!

Music by: @mattbooshell

Art by: @ivyrainart

We’ve heard of the birds and the bees but the birds and the…Buicks?! Buckle up as we discuss whether the Cars could be human-machine cyborgs. Or maybe they’re humans in prosthetic Car suits. Or maybe, just maybe, they’re the offspring of an intense and confusing physical relationship. They didn’t cover this in health class!

Music by: @mattbooshell

Art by: @ivyrainart

In this episode...

Link to "Graham" sculpture: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/horrifying-sculpture-depicts-human-evolved-survive-car-crash-180959878/

Is it possible that Cars were always the dominant species on Earth and humans never existed? Maybe! Take a drive with us as we ponder if a machine can replicate itself, if wheels exist anywhere in nature, and if the Cars could actually be insects that lay eggs.

Music by: @mattbooshell

Art by: @ivyrainart

In this episode...

Jake Parker Art: https://streetanatomy.com/blog/2011/11/09/cars-anatomy-by-jake-parker

Xenabot Article: https://theconversation.com/amp/not-bot-not-beast-scientists-create-first-ever-living-programmable-organism-129980

In 2006, Pixar made a movie about CARS. But the world had no humans. The universe? Bizarre. Welcome to the first podcast brave enough to ask the tough questions: Are there people in those Cars? Do those Cars have a soul? Do those Cars feel love? Join us as we look under the hood to discover what’s really going on in Radiator Springs.

Music by: @mattbooshell

Art by: @ivyrainart

In 2006, Pixar made a movie about Cars… and we have questions! This podcast will look under the hood of the Cars universe and attempt to diagnose Ka-How? this world came to be. Is it a series of stories meant for children? Or a chilling look at the consequences of the hubris of man? Tune in June 9th, 2023 to find out!