Kagro in the Morning - April 5, 2024

Did you feel the earth move this morning? It could be the scintillation of David Waldman’s cascade of Friday KITM information and insight. It could have been that earthquake in New Jersey. Oh! So that’s what the World Central Kitchen logo looks like! Way up from where Israel sits, they found it hard to tell from the Al Jazeera, Reuters, Red Cross, etc. logos that pop up in their crosshairs so often. Anywho... their bad! (Or Hamas’ bad for provoking them, natch.) Ok, Israel will open up a few aid routes, are we good now? Just remember to label those new aid trucks better! Oh, and make sure you send a copy of your ID to Israel’s artificial intelligence targeting system, just in case. They like to call it “The Gospel”... as a joke! LOL! No Cash? No Credit? No Problem! Well, maybe a few problems for Knight Specialty Insurance Company, who might be backed by Knight Insurance Company, who might be backed by an IOU from Donald Trump, who could swear that he read thirty days same as cash on the door. (Offer void in NY) Tish James will give Donald another 10 days, therefore expect him to pull that ten more times. Don’t expect Chuck Schumer to spend much time on Alejandro Mayorkas’ impeachment paperwork. The Passion of John Eastman will culminate in his crucifixion or disbarment, but he probably won’t be returning after a weekend break. Germans are on the lookout for Botswanans slipping elephants over their borders, further aggravating invasive species woes.