Statistics that should frighten you: not enough Pokemon. 220 kilos of underwear strapped to your back. Homelessness: rising. Listeners: none we know about.

Write your fucking congresspeople, you idiot sows!

On the fence about attaining Control? You shouldn't be! Do what we tell you!

Relax your bowels with the Kame Korner boys to-night!

In the dark days after the closure of the Jeremy Renner social media app, Kame Korner soldiers on.

In an unplugged episode, Greg and Regan go after the Zelda games to determine why only a handful of them are any good, what makes Outer Wilds tick, and whether they're doing a good job of remapping their brains for doing wizard shit.

Chris thinks you should try your luck in Kenshi. Greg can tolerate a smidge of fascism if you tickle him a little. Regan is suspicious of the messaging coming from the clay of his reality tunnel.

We at Kame Korner promise to purvey as much coverage of the production of CATS as we can. When we know, you'll know.

We critically evaluate the famous toilet streamer, Rainbow Six Siege, Apex Legends season 2, Pokemon, Breath of the Wild, and Tom Jones' chest hair.

The gang compares Steam Summer Sale grabs and thereby extrapolates pointed moral criticisms of one another's characters to startle and baffle all in earshot.