Luke 15:11-31
Once upon a time there was peace between God and the people. They were happy together. In fact, you could hardly distinguish one from the other, for God walked among the people. She loved them like her children. God took care of the people to the best of her abilities and the people worshiped and thanked God to the measure of their blessedness and gratitude. The latter never quite measured up to the former, of course, but God was ok with that. After all, it is human to fall short of expectations.
God and the people had a strong relationship because God was the deliverer who had helped the people in their time of need. And though the people were rather forgetful about their sojourns and hardship and the way God had delivered them, they loved God nonetheless and called on God for their daily provisions. There was peace in the land and hope for tomorrow.
God’s Departure
But one day God said something that startled everybody.
“I want to leave,” God said. “I know I have eternity to do all the stuff I want, but you people don’t. And since there’s more of you where you came from, I want to explore humanity before you all go extinct. I want to experience the world before it is no longer.” It was clear God meant it because she had her coat in her hand, a backpack on her shoulders, and she was wearing a hat against the sun.
“But haven’t you given us eternal life,” the people retorted, not knowing what was more baffling, God’s desire to leave or God’s talk about humanity’s extinction.
“Well, I’ve saved you in your time of need. ‘Eternal’ is a big word, don’t you think?” God answered.
“Aren’t you supposed to take care of us and stuff”?, they managed in utter confusion.
“Eternal life, I gave you, alright,” God said, “but it’s kinda tiring making this thing eternal given your proclivity at ecological self-destruction. So, please give me my dues and I’ll be off. It’s time to have some fun.”
Angry and confused the people gathered the things they owed God, which all of a sudden wasn’t so much anymore. God didn’t seem to care. There’s only so many things you can fit in a backpack.
And so God left, leaving the people behind in bewilderment. From one moment to the next, they had lost every sense of meaning to their lives. They had to make the best of it now without divine providence, spiritual guidance, and future hope. And that is a lot to take. As long as everything fits together you don’t quite realize how important meaning and hope are. The people didn’t seem to to bothered too much, though. They went on with their daily business and generally coped well with the new situation.
God strode onward and upward to a future where he pursued every aspiration, even the ones that would have been unthinkable under the terms of the relationship with the people he had left behind.
In the Far Country
And sure, the wonders of the world proved to be intoxicating. God aligned himself with the powerful and that proved a very potent combination. God, being God, was able to to bestow favors on the emperors, kings, and prelates. They wielded power in the Name of the most High and in turn were blessed with power, wealth, harems, slaves, grand palaces, and conquest. Lot’s of conquest, actually. Nobody realized that God also bestowed favors on the kings and moguls on the other side of the battlefield.
As a side-business God started getting involved in philosophy. This was not just for the fun of it. In order to maintain the power bestowed on the powerful there was more needed than military might, economic exploitation, and political intrigue. People’s imagination needed to be filled with a grand vision of a divine cosmic Lord who stood behind and backed the claims to power of the powerful. Only then, would people bow down in reverence for their queens and kings. The best king is one descended from the gods.
Other than that it was also plain fun to go along with human thinking about divine beings. Moving from polytheism to monotheism was