To whoever finds this:

This is The Guy Friends. Our overlord Kate Dries, The Fair & Mighty, has sent us away so that she and Lauren could do the annual Kate Friends Podkate, in which they turn the tables and answer questions from our male listeners. It is very dark where we are. We can hear digging.

It sounds like an animal is doing the digging.

Their manifesto is likely to contain questions from men across the globe. Questions about commitment. Questions about rom-com-esque last-minute airport chases. Questions about personal body odor.

Please. We're very scared.

The digging is getting louder.

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