So this is not a musical, nor is it a series, it is however a DCOM also known as a Disney Channel Original Movie. I know. So cool. And it's a doozie and all. Get ready to be taken back to a land of myth and a time of magic and also high school football. What could possibly be better?  

"Once upon a time there was a town called Riverdale where everything was a hot mess. This is that story." - Jughead Jones (or Eliza...we'll never know)

GOD it's brutal out here for two twenty-somethings channeling record-breaking levels of teen rage. Join us for a track by track breakdown of Olivia Rodrigo's new album, as we discuss our high school lives, ex boyfriends, and a whole lot of ARSON.

brutal review 3:25

traitor review 10:04

drivers license review 16:36

1 step forward 3 steps back review 20:12

deja vu review 24:28

good 4 u review 29:13

enough for you review 36:26

happier review 41:31

jealousy, jealousy review 45:26

favourite crime review 49:12

hope ur ok review 52:51

I BET THAT SHE KNOWS BILLY JOEL CAUSE YOU PLAYED HER UPTOWN GIRL

So this one is a lil rogue, many movie recaps happen, not many of them are relevant to a Cinderella Story: If the shoe fits. Curve balls and ingenuity abound. ENJOY! BYE!

Settle in lads, she's angry. This is maybe our most rage filled episode yet and that's saying something after the feud that was The Bee Movie. Welcome to A Cinderella Story: Once Upon a Song. For your sake we hope you've never seen it. Live through our pain. 

Wowee, welcome to a trip down memory lane. This was an emotional one for Lil Eli, who watched this many a time as a wee smol bean. Honestly watch it for Jane Lynch. Listen for the happiness. 

Welcome to Cinderella Spring! Welcome to a new evolution of Katherine and Catherine where Bart Johnson (AKA actual Coach Bolton from HSM) knows who we are and we have a theme song! With Bart's blessing we now watch foreign films. Damn, next level. But truly we are very excited about Bart Johnson's amazing contributions and Robin Finetto's sexy lil theme song. Thanks to all and enjoy this new season.   

Saddle up pitches, we've one from the archives for you. Welcome to the early days of Katherine and Catherine, before we truly had microphones but still had all the moxie we have today. Enjoy and prepare yourselves for the start of Cinderella Spring!

Welcome to New York! And then Alaska! And then New York again! You'll shudder at the word Gammy, you'll cry at the magic of redemption, you'll be confused about the role of Andrew Reynolds and if you're very lucky, may just get an insight into the life of one Katherine. 

Catherine³. A powerful moment. This is a wild ride that takes some turns, you may get whiplash but don't forget, Sarah friend, Legally Blondes is just a lot. We greatly enjoyed our latest guest and we can guarantee you do to.