Guys...It seems really trivial to talk about a vapid reality show in the political climate we find ourselves in, but maybe we need an escape this week. We chitchat about Matt's lack of personality, our love for Sarah and Bri, and Queen Victoria herself.

We're back and ready to meet the girls of Matt James' season. There were highs, there were lows, there were drunk girls and vibrators. Everything we want in a Bachelor episode. We talk front runners, drama stirrers, and girls we wish would go away already.

TWO PARTER - Monday and Tuesday - Fantasy Suites and Finale:

The return of our favorite boy, Ben, the devastation of losing three amazing men, and the sweetest Bachelor franchise proposal of all time. How it started, and how it's going ended VERY differently than we though it would originally. Congratulations, Tayshia and Zac!

Breaking down TWO episodes of the Bachelorette - A survivor like episode where cuts were made, Men Tell All, and HOMETOWNS! Plus predictions for next week's finale!

An unplanned bonus episode where I blind react to the women cast for Matt James' upcoming season! I predict First Impression Rose candidates, drama stirrers, and the unlucky ladies who will go home the first night. 

We discuss our unending and unconditional love for Ben, plus the end of the Noah/Bennett saga. Lie detectors, name changes, surprise endings, and more men being emotionally vulnerable. I truly think this is the best season ever.

This week, we lose Eazy off our television screens in a SHOCKING elimination. But, we learn more about these men than this franchise has ever allowed us to, and I'm here for it. More of this, please, ABC!

Possibly the best dumb group date of all time on this show, followed by stupid drama that Tayshia was not here for. Bonus content: lots and lots of Ben love.

The men wrestle with their minds, words, and testosterone to win Tayshia's heart, while we fall more in love with Bennett and Ben. Two guys who don't matter argue for the entire episode, and there's a home ec baby in the middle. Basically, all we love about this show.

Tayshia is here, and all is right in the world! She provides us with beauty, fresh air, genuine spirit, and four new men to lust after. Oh, and Clare and Dale.