科学不无聊

冬天怕静电，夏天愁蚊子，科学的解决他们，首先要知道他们从何而来，想知道吗，那就一听来听节目吧~~

No.37. 变态导师（小红/小妖/Nothing）为好导师转身（中）

谁也不想在变态导师的淫威下度过“难忘”的研究生求学生涯，这期节目我们从“我有一个朋友”和“别人家的老板”的故事里，吐槽一下各类典型的变态老板，大家长点心啊，离他们远远的！

结尾彩蛋歌词：

Bad Project

by Zheng Lab at BCM

Oh oh oh... Caught in a bad project

Oh oh oh... Caught in a bad project

Why why why oh why

Do I waste my time?

Why why why oh why

Hate this bad project

Why why why oh why

Do I waste my time?

Why why why oh why

Hate this bad project

In my rotation, you said guaranteed

One year = first author, is all I would need

But you just lied,

Lied lied lied but you just lied

You were defending, one foot out the door

I got your project and its problems galore,

I hate my life,

Life life life I hate my life

Life life life I hate my life

You know that I want you

And you know that I need you

(Touching a Cell journal)

I got a bad, bad project

I want good data

A paper in cell

But I got a project straight from Hell

I wanna graduate in less than 5 years

But there ain't no getting out of here

Oh oh oh... Caught in a bad project

Oh oh oh... Caught in a bad project

Why why why oh why

Do I waste my time?

Why why why oh why

Got a bad project

Your tubes aren't labeled,

Your lab book's a mess

And all this gives me such incredible stress

What is that smell

Cells cells cells just lost brain cells

I got your psycho,

Your crazy ass mice

Cant's read your protocol it's written in Thai,

What's in this box?

(骗人，实验不给力，没前途，老娘要毕业)

What what what's in this box?

You know that I want you

And you know that I need you

I got a bad, bad project

I want good data

A paper in cell

But I got a project straight from Hell

I wanna graduate in less than 5 years

But there ain't no getting out of here

Oh oh oh... Caught in a bad project

Oh oh oh... Caught in a bad project

Why why why oh why

Did I choose this life?

Why why why oh why

Hate this bad project

Blot blot western baby

Figure 1 will be amazing

Blot blot western baby

Transfer - this exposure's hazy

Blot blot western baby

Got no band this shit is crazy

Blot blot western baby

Work it blot that bitch crazy

I want a job

And I wanna be free

I want a job

but I ain't got no degree

我要工作

我也要自由

我要工作

但我没有学位

but I ain't got no degree

I don't want to be poor

Got your bad project

Got your bad project

Committee's angry and my PI is bored

She don't want to fund me anymore

I wanna give up and I want outta here

Gonna find an alternate career

Got your bad project

Got your bad project

Got your bad project

Why why why oh why

Want my mice to die

And I want to cry

Hate this bad project.

(End)

关于“通讯”这个深刻的“哲学问题”（小编读书少，嘉宾不要忽悠我），若愚同学以一个数学专业出身、目前主攻无线通信与大数据的博士生的视角，深入浅出的讲解了各种通讯技术，揭露各种行业内幕（收费黑幕什么的，你懂的），干货多多，诚意十足，虽然嘉宾又被小妖蠢哭了（为什么“又”？）……Anyway, 一起来涨姿势吧~

《科学不无聊》与新栏目《科学大爆炸》深入合作，推出新闻速递与科技话题微讨论，本期话题讨论玉米何以成为《星际穿越》影片中的“末日作物”，以及近期发表在《微生物组学》（Microbiome）期刊上，荷兰研究人员关于亲吻交换菌群的热辣研究，欢迎收听。新闻文案部分采集自果壳网。

又到了研究生新生纠结选择导师的时候了，小红和Nothing回首行将结束的PhD生活，给小师妹小妖同学提供选择导师的意见和建议，从“我有一个朋友”和“别人家的导师”的故事里，一起来说说好导师的标准。这一期节目主要讨论，判断导师科研实力的时候要注意什么，之后两期更精彩，敬请期待。

听友互动半年庆~

听友互动半年庆~

《科学不无聊》与新栏目《科学大爆炸》深入合作，推出新闻速递与科技话题微讨论，本期主题是熬夜生理和今年西非埃博拉疫情失控的公共卫生政策问题，欢迎收听。

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