Valentine’s Day is This Weekend, so we Figured We’d Go Into The Archives and Give You All The Thousandaire’s Step by Step Cheaters Guide To a Successful Valentine’s Day...
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How Does A Cheater Balance Out Their Week During Valentine’s Day?
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1. Plan Ahead. Preparation is Key.
2. Be Consistent. The Main gets Gifts. Side pieces get the same thing they get every other day.
3. 2 days before or 2 days After. (Feb 15th is off Limits. Blame social Media🤷🏿♂️)
4. Side Piece Got Kids??? Fuck Them Kids! Again, Fuck Them Kids! That ain’t your concern. (This Here Ain’t For The Faint of Heart.)
5. If your a side piece, know and stay in your side piece place. (Remember the Job you signed up for.)
6. If your the Side piece, Condom Sex is Optional (Refer back To Rule #4)
7. Nobody’s Family Should Be Told Anything. They Need Plausible deniability. (If you ain’t say it, it ain’t happen.)
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