Move aside Neil Caffrey, and Akon, please write in. It’s time to talk about wine heists - it’s not a get rich quick scheme, kids, it’s a don’t get caught scheme. Pour yourself a glass of non-forged (hopefully) wine or a jug of CVS sangria, and listen while Kelsey talks about a Christmas Night wine heist in the Bay Area, $1,000 dinner plans, and Meredith’s dream job with the FBI Wine-Crime division (okay, okay, maybe that division doesn’t quite exist...but it should).