Your humble host sees his nephew off to school for the first time ever, and recalls his own education. Plus, Labor Day Weekend recap (such as it is).

 

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OPENING SONG: "Sure Shot" by The Beastie Boys

Your humble host has been in a funk recently, and he decided to take to the airwaves (?) to vent his feelings.

 

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Cooler temperatures, longer nights, rush hour traffic tie-ups on the Northway: all signs that summer is drawing to a close. Your humble host recaps the first summer without his Mom, spreads love to Houston, and more.

 

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OPENING SONG: "Famous Last Worlds" written and performed by Billy Joel

Your humble host gives his thoughts on Charlottesville and some house and pet sitting pointers.

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To celebrate 44 years since the birth of hip-hop, DJ J-Bull rocks the wheels of steel and drops some mad beats for your breaking and listening pleasure to try and sate the masses before regular Episode 15 (and a vain attempt to avoid royalty payouts).

Your humble host takes to the road for what seems like the umpteenth time to regale casino screw jobs and a meeting that wasn't.

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OPENING SONG: "South Bronx" by Boogie Down Productions (Kris Parker/Scott Sterling) Thirty years ago this month, DJ Scott La Rock (a fellow Castleton University alumnus, like your humble host) was sadly gunned down in the Bronx at the young age of 25.

Your humble host hits it medium at Saratoga Race Course, spins a tale of dog-sitting gone awry, and plugs a potential second podcast guest. Even the biggest Longshot Louie at the track can lay a fin on the Keep It To Yourself Podcast to provide above-average entertainment for your ear holes!

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OPENING SONG: "New York City" by moe. (Rob Derhak) https://itun.es/us/iNRVb I was sad to hear the writer and frontman of this song and band, respectively, was recently diagnosed with oropharyngeal cancer. On a more tragic side note: RIP Chester Bennington of Linkin Park...

Your humble host recalls his recent road trip and the newest four-legged addition to his family; that's about it, really...

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SONGS:

"Holiday Road" by Lindsay Buckingham (from the "National Lampoon's Vacation" film series and since released on iTunes as a single with "Dancing Across the U.S.A." as a B-side)

"Revolution 9" by The Beatles (Lennon-McCartney) from "The White Album" (1968)

Your humble host may always be a Mohrrior, but he's been a double agent of sorts the last several months. Since mid-February, he's been peeping out "The Tony Kornheiser Show" podcast. Featured in this episode are your host's top ten all-time favorite Mailbag "Jingles" just in time for the Memorial Day Weekend. #ThisPodcastStinks #KeepSmiling

I made an error in editing this podcast: I said goodbye twice as I re-recorded the outro thinking I had erased the original when it actually appears as the countdown begins. Sorry about that...

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THE JINGLES:

10) "La Cheeserie" by Joe Aro (music by David McCormick); parody of "Misery" by The Beatles (Lennon/McCartney)

9) "The Future" by Patrick Moffett; parody of the Leonard Cohen (1934-2016) song of the same nam

8) "This Metro's on Fire" by John Niswinger; parody of "Girl on Fire" by Alicia Keys (Keys/Remi/Bhasker/Squier)

7) Original TKS Mailbag Jingle by Gary Braun

6) "Balding Jordan Spieth" by Robert Berg; parody of "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele (Adkins)

5) "Is It Called Modal?" by Joe Aro; music by Elliot Olshansky; parody of "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon

4) "I Have a Piano" by Tony Beeson

BONUS: "Torie Clarke Has Piano" by Joe Farrell; parody of above song Contains elements of "Hail to the Chief" (Sanderson/Gamse) and "State Anthem of the Russian Federation" (Mikhailov)

3) "Shop!" by KJ Ohnstad; parody of "Stop! In the Name of Love" by the Supremes (Holland-Dozier-Holland)

2) "I Don't Want to Wait (Theme from Dawson's Creek)" by Robert Berg; parody of the Paula Cole song of the same name

1) "He Don't Know My Language" (feat. Joe Aro and Robert Berg) by Luke Overbey; parody of "You Don't Know My Name" (Keys/West/Lilly/Bailey/Kent/Williams) Contains elements of "I Have a Piano" by Tony Beeson

Break one-nine, Yankee Mohrrior calling Old Man Beaston, come on? We make podcasting history as Cec Beaston becomes the first-ever guest on the Keep It to Yourself Podcast! Hear how he got his start in both trucking and podcasting (but not at the same time).

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OPENING SONG: "Drivin' My Life Away" by Eddie Rabbitt (Rabbitt/Malloy/Stevens) I thought it was a trucking song, but it really isn't per se.