Quick mea culpa: we had a big important guest lined up for this week's episode. He was one of the World’s top horse dentists. Unfortunately, he lost his license in a malpractice case that involved several late night rendezvous with a black market chimp dealer and his friend Bozo. Need I say more? Please, have a listen anyway if not only to humor us. Our last minute replacement guest, Mr. Edardo Echinaceous Skump, also happens to practice his vocation in the realm of the equine. He ain’t no horse dentist, but he loves the ballet as much as my dentist!

That is ... if you can believe that. I personally would advise against such beliefs. However, I have lost my license to practice as a counselor or therapist of any kind in the United States after the aforementioned malpractice case managed to embroil me in some less than truthful testimony. So I cannot legally advise you of anything; all because I care. You stick up for your friends, and they call it a crime. Here I thought this was America.

 

Special musical appearance by Alvin post-Chipmunk