Keeping up with the Mastros

Episode 6: FLUFF YOU!

This week we're keeping it clean. Allegedly.

Christina's friend of almost 20 years finally listened to the show and had ONE note: too much cursing. Her fix? Say "fluff" instead of the other word. Then her own two little dogs gave her a look that said exactly what they thought of that idea — and it became the running joke of the whole episode.

Also this week: reselling put Stroke through hell (the jeans lady did NOT come to play), a Target run went so wrong for somebody we know that it stays anonymous forever — no, we won't tell you who, stop asking — and we answer a listener's question: what's the weirdest thing you've ever caught each other doing when you thought you were alone?

Got a caught-in-the-act story, a reseller horror story, or a good fluff substitution? Send it to [email protected] and it might make next week's episode.

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One trip to the Piggly Wiggly. That's all it took. 😂

This week, Christina matched THREE lottery numbers the night before our grocery run — so of course we spent the entire trip fighting over millions we haven't even won yet. Then there's the three-party birthday: two parties, a $120 family dinner, and a $100 grocery scramble that brought the grand total to $220. (Stroke also has a confession to make... he's cheap. Real cheap.)

But the checkout line is where it went full Florida: a collect call from jail happening right behind us — "will you accept the charges?" — items getting put back one by one in front of us, and a moment at the end that stopped the whole store. We still can't believe it happened.

And to close it out, Stroke finally tells the full story of the night he got arrested at a bowling alley for inciting a riot. Yes, that really happened. 🎳

IN THIS EPISODE:

🎰 Three Numbers Away — our lottery Fantasy Draft fight

🎂 The Three-Party Birthday — how one birthday cost $220

🛒 The Checkout Line From Hell

📞 Collect Call — accept the charges?

✨ The Christmas Miracle at the Piggly Wiggly

🎳 Stroke's Rap Sheet — the bowling alley arrest

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Every marriage has rules. Ours has ONE: Christina does not fart in front of Stroke. This week, that rule gets... negotiated. 💨

It starts with a walk, a dog, and a yard full of children who would not stop STARING at Stroke — and the truth is dumber than anything you're imagining. Then we open the vault on the fart stories: the homecoming hair emergency, the daughter who stained a toilet bowl, and an antique store basement incident involving an echo and the worst cover cough in history.

Plus: Dexter gets smuggled into the bedroom for quality time and repays the favor by crop-dusting Christina's face — the grandpuppy may be deported. And Stroke explains how one accidental slip landed the show in Facebook jail... while the internet shows everything else for free.

So we have to ask: do YOU fart in front of your spouse? Drop your answer (and your defense) in the comments — the best one gets read on the show.

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Stroke's $2,000 bridge came loose in a Walmart dental aisle. What happened next involved yelling, a tube of temporary cement... and a backup plan for the worst-case scenario that Christina is still trying to unhear. You'll have to listen to believe it.

Also this week: one of us tries to pronounce words that should be illegal, the internet tries to end a stranger's marriage over a food tray, and Christina admits how much of her husband was a DIY project.

Plus the question that proves married couples remember the same wedding completely differently.

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Hurricane Isaias knocked out our power, but it couldn't knock out Stroke's opinions — or stop him from jumping in the pool mid-storm. This week: the full hurricane survival story (pool jump included), a heated debate over the great grooming survey (46% of men want it all gone — ladies, we need to talk), the snoring war that almost ended in separate couches, and Would You Rather: Married Edition. Real talk, real laughs, real marriage.

Welcome to Keeping Up with the Mastros — marriage, mayhem, unfiltered! In our very first episode, Stroke (23-year radio veteran) and his wife Christina (total podcast rookie, first day on a mic) introduce themselves and tell the real story of how they met — his version vs. hers.

Then they bust the biggest marriage myths: "happy wife, happy life" (wisdom or hostage situation?), separate blankets, never going to bed angry, and whether date night actually fixes anything. Plus a chaotic round of Who's More Likely To.

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