It’s a Victory Monday and we have some really dumb criminals in the Ill-Advised News. We have meth in the bank tube guy and a fracas at the Home Depot. We ask the Lord of Goodwill to bless us like they blessed this woman on the internet, find out which Edge artist HATES the beach, and who on the show is now a 2 Star General. We celebrate the Bills big win, play Taylor Taylor Taylor, and have a second Ill with stealing the same car twice and fake cop pulls over a real cop.

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