Nancy bought her 12-year-old a ride-on lawn mower.  

There was a huge crash on I-40 yesterday.  

“Swamp crotch” can trigger sensors while going through TSA at an airport.  

Nancy finally moved! But not without some last-minute drama yesterday morning.  

Hot Tea: Lululemon is suing Costco over “dupes.” Zach Top’s girlfriend doesn’t like the suggestive signs girls are holding up at his concerts. Rosie O’Donnell is not happy with Oprah.  

The six traits you need to have to be considered a “cool” person.  

We called Chris to tell him about everyone’s kind donations! 

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Pete Michaels’ Traffic is hiring – we held auditions for the job.  

A little girl fell off a cruise ship and her dad jumped in after her and saved her life.  

What Makes You Special? I am a Revolutionary War Reenactor! 

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Joey got a chicken sandwich from the warming box at a store and it was disappointing.  

It’s HOT!!  

Nerd News! There was a fireball in the sky yesterday. China has created spy drones that are the size of mosquitos. Wearing the color green can lower anxiety. 

We are giving away tickets for the Zach Top concert all week! We describe a popular country song in one vague sentence and whoever guesses the song title wins. 

Hot Tea: Over 700k people tried to buy Dolly tickets yesterday. Celebrities have started arriving in Italy for Jeff Bezos’ wedding. The guy who plays Jesus in the show The Chosen got to meet the Pope. 

What weird thing do you want to do with your body? Karly says she wishes she could take her eyeballs out and rinse them off in cold water. Joey says he would take out his teeth and scrub them. Nancy wants to take off her leg and hit someone with it.  

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Nancy had to take her son to the ER last night because he got impaled by a stick in the bottom of his foot. (He is okay now) 

Someone online has started using their smart phone in “landline mode.” They turned off all notifications that aren’t calls and leaves the phone in one spot of their house.  

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Nancy’s dogs got skunked AGAIN! 

Joey’s older son really wants to go fishing and use chicken livers as bait.  

We have a new friend in Australia! 

We are giving away tickets for the Zach Top concert all week! We describe a popular country song in one vague sentence and whoever guesses the song title wins. 

Hot Tea: Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have broken up. Meta is offering workers from Open AI $100 million signing bonuses if they come work for them. Billy Ray Cyrus is releasing a cover of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” and people’s reactions are not great.  

A lady realized that her neighbors had seen her naked through her bathroom window. Joey worries about that sometimes in his house.  

Nancy had to label her electrical panel, and it was a HUGE pain.  

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The tickets for Dolly’s residence in Vegas were crazy expensive. Also, there were over 100k+ fans in line to get tickets for one show while the venue only holds 4k.  

Another Telephone Talent Show!  

Karly’s cousin wants to make perpetual stew, which is a stew that you never stop cooking. 

A mom was disappointed when she took her kids to an “aquarium,” only to find out it was actually a jewelry store with a few fish tanks.  

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It’s still HOT!  

We are giving away tickets for the Zach Top concert all week! We describe a popular country song in one vague sentence and whoever guesses the song title wins. 

Hot Tea: Jeff Bezos is donating money for every person that comes to his wedding. Lainey Wilson brought a girl on stage after finding out she was leaving for the Army in a week. LeAnn Rimes’ dental bridge fell out during her concert.  

Joey was on the phone with his brother Jesse and needed to make him stop talking so he could take another call. He didn’t know what to do, so he just took the other call without telling Jesse. How do you get people off the phone? 

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Be sure to drink a lot of water and be careful if you are going to be outside. KUB is requesting that people turn lights off when they can and to set the thermostat as high as possible to save energy.  

Nancy’s daughter says that her baby loves Nickelback. He starts kicking like crazy whenever a Nickelback song comes on.  

A woman had lunch with her boyfriend and her boyfriend’s mom. The mom insulted her and called her a “back up plan.” 

Contestants on America’s Got Talent have to agree to some crazy rules.  

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Kenzie and Kylie Paige are professional wrestlers!

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Nancy is still packing up her house to move this weekend, but she doesn’t know if they are moving Saturday or Monday.  

Kristen Chenoweth sang the National Anthem at an NBA game and a lot of people hated it.  

Joey and his wife had a misunderstanding about their marriage app on their phones.  

We are giving away tickets for the Zach Top concert all week! We describe a popular country song in one vague sentence and whoever guesses the song title wins. 

Hot Tea: Brad Pitt went to AA after his divorce from Angelina Jolie. Sammy Kershaw was fined $5k for accidentally trying to bring a loaded gun through TSA. A guy named Looney Toon is on the run from the cops after a high-speed chase. 

Nancy’s older son has started a clothing company and doesn’t want Nancy’s help... even though she owned a clothing store for years.  

Dolly Parton is doing a short residency in Las Vegas! 

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A man fell in love with an AI chat bot. Karly tries flirting with an AI chat bot to see how it would work.  

Old people can be cured of the “old people smell” by eating mushrooms.  

What Makes You Special? We are Professional Wrestlers! 

A hiker is currently stuck inside an active volcano.  

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