It’s National Donut Day, but Joey isn’t going to eat one because he “feels fat.” 

Nerd News – Archeologists discovered that humans have been smoking meat way longer than we thought. Someone created the world’s smallest violin, and it can only be seen under a microscope. Can a new e-face tattoo track your mental health? 

Hot Tea: Lainey Wilson and Ella Langley once partied so hard that Lainey’s deck collapsed. Amazon is testing humanoid robots to deliver packages. Thieves stole an entire bathroom vanity and tried to escape by riding bicycles. 

“Town-sizing” is a new vacation trend where people go to small towns for vacation. Nancy impressed Joey with her knowledge of random TN small towns.  

Despite rumors, TSA will NOT accept your Costco card as an acceptable form of ID.  

Lucky 7  

Joey drove to the airport during rush hour to save money on plane tickets. Nancy and Karly judged him until they found out how much he had saved. 

A TV host found out he had skin cancer while live on air.  

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Nancy warned Joey and Karly that she is going to be very mean one day next week. She has to fast for a doctor’s appointment and is going to be hangry.  

A cat was lured out of a pipe by playing cat noises on a phone. We try making animal noises and a lady calls in to talk like a parrot.  

Karly accidentally got drunk on laughing gas at the dentist and got sick.  

Hot Tea: Lainey Wilson said that there will be no country music at her wedding. Jason Aldean said he hates encores at concerts. Hardy pulled a little boy’s tooth out at a meet and greet.  

Joey tests Karly’s knowledge of nostalgic sounds from the 80s and 90s.  

We handed out popsicles in a park yesterday and one of the mowing guys said that he thought Joey was in his 50s.  

Lucky 7  

We play You Laugh You Lose. Whoever laughs is out of the game! 

Frugal Joey is considering switching cellphone providers to save some money.  

New toys called “Labubus” have taken over the internet and we don’t understand.  

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We are tired of all the rain! 

Karly had to take her cat to the pet emergency room.  

Nancy went camper shopping and was stressed by the high-pressure sales tactics. 

People are recommending a new sunscreen made of beef fat.  

Hot Tea: Dolly Parton turned down a request for her to be on Meghan Markle’s Netflix show. Kane Brown is going to be in a movie. Megan Moroney gave some dating advice and said, “block him and find someone hotter.” 

Nancy’s husband buzzed her 12-year-old’s hair off without telling Nancy.  

What big decision did your spouse make without discussing with you first?  

Lucky 7  

Joey is anxious to complain about his electric mower because he doesn’t want to be made fun of.  

Our very first Telephone Talent Show! Three callers compete to win $50 to Breakout Knoxville.  

What Makes You Special? I’m A Celebrity Bus Driver! 

Update on Vol baseball and softball 

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Joey’s kids are going to summer camp this week.  

A pet zebra escaped and was running around town in Middle Tennessee.  

Update on University of Tennessee baseball and softball 

Joey bought a new car! 

Hot Tea: Taylor Swift now has control over all of her old music! New Netflix shows and movies announcements. A flight attendant was arrested after dancing naked on an airplane.  

Joey and Nancy were “floatmasters” at Beaver Creek Flotilla.  

We are taking popsicles to people across East Tennessee! 

Lucky 7  

Nancy sold her house! 

A mom let her kids skip the last week of school.  

Some people clean their house before their housekeeper comes.  

Eric Church gave some marriage advice.  

Our listener, Penny, got new teeth. 

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Joey and Nancy were both embarrassed by something their kids said over the weekend.  

A girl ate several pieces of chocolate before realizing it was caffeine chocolate. She had almost 400mg of caffeine and got really sick.  

Nerd News! Studies reveal why we can’t tickle ourselves. Two dangerous termites have started breeding and created a more dangerous super termite. The grandson of our 10th president (from the 1840s) passed away just this week.  

Joey and Nancy’s Petting Zoo! Guess what item from around the office that Nancy is petting and win a trip to Zoo Knoxville to pet rhinos with us! 

Hot Tea: Kenny Chesney was named the best country artist of the 21st century and is also still doing his residence at The Sphere in Vegas. Fenway Park canceled its concert series that included Jason Aldean, Brooks and Dunn, and Shakira two hours before it was supposed to start. Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawerence are now in-laws.  

A 10-year-old girl is going viral for singing a song from Moana over the PA system of a delayed flight. Passengers had very mixed opinions. Joey thinks her parents made her do it.  

What did your parents make you do that embarrassed you?  

Lucky 7  

Nancy let yet another group of strangers come into her house.  

A woman is claiming that her ex-boyfriend’s fart gave her a 7-year sinus infection.  

We talk with Chuck from the Beaver Creek Kayak Club about the Beaver Creek Flotilla that Joey and Nancy will be floatmasters for.  

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Nancy’s son left for the beach in the middle of the night and didn’t tell her.  

We’ve been challenged to a dirt track race.  

A Space X rocket had “rapid unscheduled disassembly”—aka it blew up.  

Joey and Nancy’s Petting Zoo! Guess what item from around the office that Nancy is petting and win a trip to Zoo Knoxville to pet rhinos with us! 

Hot tea: Blake Shelton responds to the backlash that his and Gwen’s performances at the AMAs weren’t live. Zac Brown accidentally revealed that he is going to be doing a residency at The Sphere in Las Vegas. A dad flew to Hawaii to be with his daughter on her honeymoon after she broke up with her fiancé before the wedding.  

Does the Tack family have bed bugs? They are all covered in bites on their legs.  

In honor of the Scripts Spelling Bee, we did a spelling bee with redneck and southern words.  

Lucky 7  

We call our coworkers and confuse them by telling them good morning and nothing else.  

We called Nancy’s son, and he didn’t think she would care that he left without telling her. 

A woman stripped naked in a hotel, threw bottles at other guests, and blamed her behavior on Michael Jackson.  

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