Joey got a chicken sandwich from the warming box at a store and it was disappointing.  

It’s HOT!!  

Nerd News! There was a fireball in the sky yesterday. China has created spy drones that are the size of mosquitos. Wearing the color green can lower anxiety. 

We are giving away tickets for the Zach Top concert all week! We describe a popular country song in one vague sentence and whoever guesses the song title wins. 

Hot Tea: Over 700k people tried to buy Dolly tickets yesterday. Celebrities have started arriving in Italy for Jeff Bezos’ wedding. The guy who plays Jesus in the show The Chosen got to meet the Pope. 

What weird thing do you want to do with your body? Karly says she wishes she could take her eyeballs out and rinse them off in cold water. Joey says he would take out his teeth and scrub them. Nancy wants to take off her leg and hit someone with it.  

Lucky 7  

Nancy had to take her son to the ER last night because he got impaled by a stick in the bottom of his foot. (He is okay now) 

Someone online has started using their smart phone in “landline mode.” They turned off all notifications that aren’t calls and leaves the phone in one spot of their house.  

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Nancy’s dogs got skunked AGAIN! 

Joey’s older son really wants to go fishing and use chicken livers as bait.  

We have a new friend in Australia! 

We are giving away tickets for the Zach Top concert all week! We describe a popular country song in one vague sentence and whoever guesses the song title wins. 

Hot Tea: Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom have broken up. Meta is offering workers from Open AI $100 million signing bonuses if they come work for them. Billy Ray Cyrus is releasing a cover of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” and people’s reactions are not great.  

A lady realized that her neighbors had seen her naked through her bathroom window. Joey worries about that sometimes in his house.  

Nancy had to label her electrical panel, and it was a HUGE pain.  

Lucky 7  

The tickets for Dolly’s residence in Vegas were crazy expensive. Also, there were over 100k+ fans in line to get tickets for one show while the venue only holds 4k.  

Another Telephone Talent Show!  

Karly’s cousin wants to make perpetual stew, which is a stew that you never stop cooking. 

A mom was disappointed when she took her kids to an “aquarium,” only to find out it was actually a jewelry store with a few fish tanks.  

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It’s still HOT!  

We are giving away tickets for the Zach Top concert all week! We describe a popular country song in one vague sentence and whoever guesses the song title wins. 

Hot Tea: Jeff Bezos is donating money for every person that comes to his wedding. Lainey Wilson brought a girl on stage after finding out she was leaving for the Army in a week. LeAnn Rimes’ dental bridge fell out during her concert.  

Joey was on the phone with his brother Jesse and needed to make him stop talking so he could take another call. He didn’t know what to do, so he just took the other call without telling Jesse. How do you get people off the phone? 

Lucky 7  

Be sure to drink a lot of water and be careful if you are going to be outside. KUB is requesting that people turn lights off when they can and to set the thermostat as high as possible to save energy.  

Nancy’s daughter says that her baby loves Nickelback. He starts kicking like crazy whenever a Nickelback song comes on.  

A woman had lunch with her boyfriend and her boyfriend’s mom. The mom insulted her and called her a “back up plan.” 

Contestants on America’s Got Talent have to agree to some crazy rules.  

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Kenzie and Kylie Paige are professional wrestlers!

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Nancy is still packing up her house to move this weekend, but she doesn’t know if they are moving Saturday or Monday.  

Kristen Chenoweth sang the National Anthem at an NBA game and a lot of people hated it.  

Joey and his wife had a misunderstanding about their marriage app on their phones.  

We are giving away tickets for the Zach Top concert all week! We describe a popular country song in one vague sentence and whoever guesses the song title wins. 

Hot Tea: Brad Pitt went to AA after his divorce from Angelina Jolie. Sammy Kershaw was fined $5k for accidentally trying to bring a loaded gun through TSA. A guy named Looney Toon is on the run from the cops after a high-speed chase. 

Nancy’s older son has started a clothing company and doesn’t want Nancy’s help... even though she owned a clothing store for years.  

Dolly Parton is doing a short residency in Las Vegas! 

Lucky 7  

A man fell in love with an AI chat bot. Karly tries flirting with an AI chat bot to see how it would work.  

Old people can be cured of the “old people smell” by eating mushrooms.  

What Makes You Special? We are Professional Wrestlers! 

A hiker is currently stuck inside an active volcano.  

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Everyone is sore; Joey is sore from ice skating and Nancy and Karly are sore from playing in a batting cage.  

Karly called 911 because there were cows on the side of the interstate.  

It’s HOT and we are doing a popsicle pop-up in Oak Ridge today! 

We are giving away tickets for the Zach Top concert all week! We describe a popular country song in one vague sentence and whoever guesses the song title wins.  

Hot Tea: Morgan Wallen lit his stage on fire (on purpose) and got emotional during his latest stop on the I’m the Problem Tour. Luke Byran lost his voice in the middle of a concert and said he would refund everyone for their tickets. It’s a tradition on Jon Pardi’s tour to play taser roulette 30 seconds before the show starts – one team member gets tased each night.  

A male lawyer called a female judge “honey.” Joey and Nancy think it was an honest mistake, but Karly thinks it was demeaning and disrespectful.  

Lucky 7  

Nancy’s husband is turning into a hoarder. They are moving and he wants to keep EVERYTHING even if they haven’t used it in 10 years. 

Nick Cannon can’t name all 12 of his kids. Joey doesn’t know his kids’ eye colors.  

Joey took his kids fishing with dead worms as bait.  

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Happy first day of summer! Science says to avoid drinking coffee when it’s super hot outside.  

Joey tried moving his patio umbrella and almost dropped it on his wife.  

Nerd news! There could be a 9th planet hiding in our solar system. Fitness trackers are being updated to be more accurate at tracking things for people with obesity. For the first time ever, scientists sent light all the way through someone’s head.  

Grandma Nancy got to see her grandson in a 3d ultrasound yesterday! 

Hot Tea: The LA Lakers have been sold. A little girl has gone viral for adorably singing an Ella Langley song. A guy tried to stab his friend in the heart with a wooden stake because he thought his friend was a werewolf.  

What would you eat if you knew it wouldn’t kill you?  

Lucky 7  

We talked with a girl who got stuck in her car during the mudslide on I-40 over the weekend.  

Nancy finally went through some of her mom’s belongings, 9 years after she passed away.  

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Today is Juneteenth! Can Nancy name all 11 federal holidays? 

I-40 near the TN/NC state line is closed in both directions again. A flash flood hit last night and caused a large mudslide.  

Pepsi Co is discontinuing 14 of their drink flavors. Joey then tests Nancy on whether snacks he names are real or fake.  

Joey and his wife are using a new marriage app called Paired and it's making him slightly uncomfortable.  

Hot Tea: The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders are getting a 400% raise. Emily Ann Roberts wants to revive Joann Fabrics when she gets rich. A judge scolded a man for showing up to court in a shirt that said, “World’s Best Farter.” 

Elon Musk may build tunnels to connect the Nashville airport to downtown Nashville.  

Is Nancy’s son crying wolf or is she a bad mom?  

Lucky 7  

A bride is upset that her husband used Chat GPT to write his wedding vows. Joey calls his wife to test it on her.  

Another Telephone Talent Show! 

A boy named Joey had a Trader Joe’s themed birthday party because he is obsessed with the store.  

Nancy's 86-year-old dad was age shaming people yesterday.

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A physical therapist called and tried to convince Nancy to do therapy on her foot.  

You can now buy caffeine in spray form. You spray it into your mouth like breath freshener spray.  

Hot Tea: Post Malone signed a CD for Jelly Roll’s mom, and their interaction was precious. Hardy has cancelled the European leg of his tour. Conner Smith has also canceled his upcoming shows following the fatal car accident he was involved in. A jukebox musical using The Chicks’ discography could be coming soon.  

A couple almost named their baby Chernobyl Hope. Thankfully someone told them what Chernobyl means.  

What is the craziest baby name you’ve heard? 

Lucky 7  

Joey lost it at a fast-food drive thru due to horrible customer service.  

A couple travelled all the way to Argentina for a friend’s wedding before realizing they were never actually invited.  

 A 42-year-old man tried to tell Karly that they went to high school together.  

Ijams Nature Center is offering a new firefly hike at night. 

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