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Two Hot Takes episodes
- 293: Try to Stay Calm! Ft. The Try Guys
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts from Keith Habersberger & Zach Kornfeld from The Try Guys! We get into stories that have your blood pressure rising.. From an OP whose partner ranks their dates, to someone who has strict rules to follow to meet a newborn baby, to an OP that can't get married without a lie detector test, to a secret note found in a husband's pocket and potential cheating.. buckle up and try to remain calm!! Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these ones.
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Index:
00:00 -- Start5:27 -- Story 1 My girlfriend ranks our dates out of 10 in a shared Notes app and shows me the score at the end of every date. Last week I got a 6.5 because I didn't refill her water glass. AITA for saying this is insane?23:54 -- Story 2 My friend (36M) just sent me (36m) this text before meeting his newborn (0M)38:09 -- Story 3 I’m worried about this. Details in comments.48:09 -- Story 4 I (31F) agreed to a prenup with my (34M) fiancee - no problem. Now I know there's a polygraph involved1:09:00 -- Story 5 Well I outed my intimate life to my in-laws..1:24:49 -- Story 6 Found a strange note written by my husband - how do I address it?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1 hr 39 min - 292: Nightmare Fuel 2.0...
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Lauren and Justin! Closing out spooky season with this assortment of real Reddit crimes and paranormal stories! From a partner making illegal plans with his coworkers to ghosts, mimics, and astral projection we have stories that will leave you wondering what's scarier.. reality or the unexplainable! Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these ones!!
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Index:
00:00 -- Start07:41 -- Story 1 My boyfriend's coworkers "joked" about ******* me in their work chat..25:47 -- Story 2 -- Confession Bear..33:47 -- RBI story Investigative01:05:33 -- SPOOKY STORIES01:06:17 -- The Mysterious Baby Prints01:56:57 -- The Doppelganger..1:09:00 -- The Time Blip1:13:00 -- The Redo1:19:14 -- Astral Projection1:28:57 -- Farmland Story1:32:56 -- The Unwanted Music1:37:53 -- Boyfriend and I just had an encounter with a mimic1:41:07 -- Listener Write in1:54:30 -- Husband and I seeing little peoples / gnomes..2:00:35 -- Palette Cleanser :)Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2 hr 13 min - 291: Infamous Reddit Crimes Ft. Angela Giarratana & Amanda Lehan-Canto
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-hosts Amanda Lehan-Canto & Angela Giarratana! We are diving into the true crime side of Reddit. From a baguette thief and a woman living behind a mirror to more serious crimes like an EMT that stalked his wife, and the u/Jasoninhell story that goes from relationship_advice post to tragedy. However, we see the good Reddit can do as we end on the Grateful Doe a 20 year cold case that the internet solved. Thank you for listening!
8 hour long Reddit Crime compilation episode: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4e5GEvXl7iOaI0xDqGgrAS?si=XzS6D2JoTliZ6MD1xLJ8lQ
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Resources:
Love is Respect Quiz: https://www.loveisrespect.org/quiz/is-your-relationship-healthy/?%3E
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Mental Health: Call or text 988 at any time!
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Index:
00:00 -- Start05:42 -- Story 1 Baguettes are disappearing from my apartment without a trace, and I have no idea how or why.30:01 -- Story 2 Florida woman crawled out of my hotel mirror to rob me40:57 -- Story 3 I stalked my wife for 3 years before we started dating55:01 -- Story 4 u/Jasoninhell story -- I'm having a hard time coping with my wife having cheated on me with our neighbor.1:27:47 -- Story 5 The Grateful Doe -- Do you recognize me? I've been without my name for nearly 20 yearsLearn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1 hr 47 min - Best of Reddit Crime Stories! (8 hour compilation!!)
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by a variety of guest co-hosts in this compilation episode including Lauren, Justin, Michaela, Chris Klemens, Hannah Berner, and more! This is almost 8 hours of the craziest crimes from Reddit we've covered SO FAR. From MIL's kidnapping children, to slugs in food, to a true crime hobby gone wrong, to an OP who get's treated like a surrogate by her ex and his partner, and more. These are some of the most unhinged Reddit stories we've come across. Where even an 'average' relationship advice post starts to feel like a serious crime.. Let us know what story stuck out the most to you in the comments!!
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Index:
0:00 – Start02:25 – I found my wife’s secret Google account and I’m sick to my stomach24:13 – My(27F) husband (28M) secretly recorded us and sent it to my ex36:07– AITA for Taking My Husband's Property and Comparing My Husband's Strange Hobby to Infidelity?44:29 – My (23F) bf’s (26M) friends pretending to kidnap me for a proposal58:19 – I think that my (25M) wife (23F) thinks that I murdered her ex.1:06:45 – I found out my partner has been putting slugs in my food, I don't know how to forgive him + UPDATE1:29:48 – (36m), (33f) He thinks he isn't "obligated" to tell me about his criminal record1:39:27 – My estranged family revealed that my loving, family oriented dad was a monster1:50:54 – AITA for leaving my boyfriend “for no reason” + NEW UPDATE2:17:20 – My (28M) girlfriend, who recently became my fiancée (25F), apparently stalked me before we started dating. How do I deal with being creeped out by her now?2:42:01 – My (30f) husband (33m) accused me of murder, out of the blue. How do I salvage this?3:13:57 – My (30F) student (18M) made a super creepy comment. My husband (35M) thinks I’m being paranoid.3:43:05 – My (31f) husband (32m) has been killing my houseplants with bleach4:04:01 – AITAH for hating my wife's creepy "hobby project"?4:29:25 – MIL’s neglect killed my child. Now she thinks I’ll let her around my second child.4:43:20 – The Tinder Stalker4:56:26 – [Indiana] I'm pregnant and being investigated by DCS.5:15:31 – My husband made a secret TikTok account to post videos of me sleeping5:23:13 – My experiences as a crime scene cleaner5:49:57 – My (22f) fiance (25m) want his father to check my hymen tomorrow night before I get married.6:01:53 – I'm worried my husband's sister might have been trying to harm or even kill me.6:26:17 – Crazy Beauty Queen Stalker6:49:33 – The time my mom kidnapped our newborn7:02:09 – My old stalker is back and my husband is making me feel like I’m the crazy one7:31:22 – AITA for calling out my kids’ future stepmom for treating me like a surrogate?7:45:23 – AITA for cleaning out the fridge without telling my husband?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
8 hr 1 min - 290: Unexplainable Reddit Stories.. Ft Damien Haas
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Damien Haas (Smosh)!! We're diving into some spooky, eerie, unexplainable Reddit stories this week. Luckily we have Damien here to help guide us through an OP who has a gnome sighting, an OP whose girlfriend is being possessed by her grandma, a sighting of The Smiling Man, a mysterious basement inside of a meat shop, a sensitive OP whose grandma and friend left him mysterious messages, and a pallet cleanser bird guardian angel. Can't wait to hear your thoughts on these paranormal and unexplainable Reddit Stories!
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Index:
00:00 -- Start07:11 -- Warm up: What is the creepiest and more unexplainable paranormal experience you've ever had?! + Scary Videos16:30 -- Story 1 I don't even know how to say this, but I think I saw a gnome in a National Forest yesterday.29:00 -- Story 2 Something is happening to my fiancé and we need advice on what to do44:06 -- Story 3 The Smiling Man55:14 -- Story 4 I still wonder what was in that basement1:01:55 -- Story 5 Hi guys please tell me wtf did I experience cause I'm very confused1:16:08 -- Story 6 TW** Passed my dead friend about 20 minutes ago1:23:54 -- Story 7 I almost got hit by a car, then a bird appearedLearn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1 hr 38 min - 289: Biggest Opp!
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lauren! We're getting into stories where someone in them seems like a secret hater, a rival or the biggest opponent. From an OP that roasts her friends newborn for being ugly, to a bride whose mom wants to wear her prom dress to the wedding, to a husband who poops too much for a wife to have another kid with him and more! Can't wait to hear your thoughts. Also kicking off our October and the start of the season with a pumpkin patch set and new intro thanks to Justin OooooOooo.
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Index:
00:00 -- Start07:06 -- Story 1 AITA for telling my friend that her baby looks like an alien19:56 -- Story 2 My boyfriend (19M) got the job instead of me (19F). He's unintentionally rubbing it in my face but won't stop39:57 -- Story 3 AITA for calling my sister useless and tell her she has to start pulling her weight?50:29 -- Story 4 Am I overreacting? My mom wants to wear my prom dress to my wedding1:10:50 -- Story 5 My husband 36M poops too much for me 36F to feel comfortable having another baby with him1:29:03 -- Story 6 My (25f) boyfriend (24m) got a fake number pretending to be my ex (25m) just so he could talk to his ex girlfriend (20f)Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
1 hr 50 min - 288: Fake or Nah?! Ft. Lisa Gilroy
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Lisa Gilroy! The queen of committing to a bit is here, and just in time to help us identify if these stories are fake or not! From a boyfriend needing a theme song for fights, a husband asking Claude if his wife should lose weight, an OP getting asked to leave book club by someone's husband, a serious glow up that adopted a fake accent, and a guy that went to his ex's wedding and got called out in a big, wet way. Can't wait to hear what stories you thought were real and fake!
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1 hr 36 min - 287: Nail Biting Updates Ft. Taylor Tomlinson
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Taylor Tomlinson! Taylor is back for a satisfying episode full of Reddit Stories with nail biting updates! From an OP whose boyfriend gets a piñata that looks like her, to a partner that gives away sentimental backpack patches, to an anniversary gone wrong due to a mattress collection, to weird potatoes, to a wife that discovers an affair and hides a pregnancy test in the mailbox, to a guy who has his girlfriend pump her own gas to teach her a lesson. I am utterly bamboozled by these stories.. thankfully we get UPDATES! Can't wait to hear your thoughts.
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1 hr 37 min - 286: Confessions.. 2.0!
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Justin! Diving into confessions and all the chaos that comes with finding out someones secret or true feelings. From a MIL that planted evidence of an affair, to an OP eating tubs of tic-tacs a day, to a woman finding out her dad isn't her dad while in labor, to a butt worm, to a boyfriend who has a blog hating on his girlfriend, to an OP talking behind his deaf partner's back, to mixing up triplets.. we have it all. What's a confession you're willing to share? See you guys in the comments ;)
TW*** Story #1 does contain talks of calorie count and weight gain. Please listen with care.
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2 hr 2 min - 285: Jump Scare!
Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Michaela! We're tackling Reddit stories that give jump scare energy. Unexpected, startling stories that trigger flight or fright due to how uncomfortable they are. From a blood pact instead of a proposal, to a woman whose boyfriend is too close with his female relatives, to a husband that's an internet troll, to a man that loves diaper time.. we have some doozies. Buckle up and chime in with your takes!
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1 hr 55 min
About Two Hot Takes
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Join host Morgan Absher and her team of co-hosts as they read crazy Reddit stories, listener write-ins, and scavenge the rest of the internet to give their hot takes on the juiciest dating, relationship, life, and AITA stories.
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