We heard you. You like when we don't have a topic and brain dump all over you. Unfortunately, there was a frosty lil biotch named fern who decided that she wanted to drop her 18 inches on our heads, making it impossible for us to get together to record this week. Here is a COVID throwback of Coach Cici and Sleepy Jer.

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Be advised that this episode is heavy on the tangents. If you're here for some lore and/or history- you'll need to skip ahead about 40 minutes. Give us a break, our name isn't Ladies & Topics for this reason. The topic you ask? Is that the question? After name dropping a certain play last week, our DM's were FLOODED with people demanding we expand on the curse associated with that one play about the Scottish King. You'll find out in this episode why I'm refusing to type the name rn. We're supposed to get on a plane soon and I'm not taking any chances. The world is a stage and we're respecting this ish for real.

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This episode is a funny ha ha, definitely not serious ep about quirky little sayings that have transcended time. Are you more than a little sticious? This episode is for you. And to our OCD baddies- please remember that before you adopt one of these as a new intrusive thought, not everything is meant to be taken home from the grocery store. We will listen to why it's lucky to be pooped on and carry it with us on the daily. I believe in us.

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Starting 2026 off with an episode that is leaving us with more questions than answers. I hope every single writer of the stories from today's episode listens and responds back so we can update everyone. There's fake death, there's a real dirty parent trap situation and back to back coochie. I mean, 2 coochie stories isn't a lot, but it is shocking to have two coporate cooch stories sandwiched together in an episode. Happy Jan Scands to those who celebrate!

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It's the episode we wait all year for- it's the 2025 reflection. We went back and listened to who we were in 2024 and introduced them to who we became this year. It has been such a year of growth for both of us, for better and worse and we couldn't be more thankful to have spent it with all of you! Thank you for another incredible year! Here's to the stories we'll tell and the side quests we'll take along the way in 2026!

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It's cold, there's snow, lights are on houses- that means it's time to get SLOPPY with your bestie at the COPY machine- or whatever corporate people do at their Holiday Parties. If you're like us and have never worked in a place that has had true, messy Christmas Parties, grab a cookie and some eggnog (you sick b!tch) and listen to the festive chaos others have experienced.

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Thank you, internet, for reminding us that there are groups of adults who are obsessed with making rules and regulating their neighbors. After coming across a video of a man losing his mind over what shade of beige his neighbor's house was painted, we knew that we needed to dive deeper into the world of Home Owner's Associations.

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We've been given so many special gifts on tour and one inspired today's episode. We were gifted two books by the author Mystic Michaela, celebrity aura reader, psychic and podcaster. A special patreon episode coming out this Friday shows us deep diving into the questions of the book to find the aura colors that match us in this season. In this episode, we take a shortened version of the quiz online and react to what our aura colors mean about us! If you want to take the quiz for yourself, here's the link! https://knowyouraura.com/quizzes/what-color-is-your-aura/

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Tis the season to ask your boozy grandma and your loose-lipped aunt for tea. Based on this episode alone, we know we can count on family drama to be the gift that keeps on giving. If you have stories that are as magically messy as these, send them over to [email protected] to have them featured in our next Ho-ho-holiday scandal roundup!

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We teamed up with our besties to play a little game of spooky Guess Who! It will become increasingly more clear throughout the episode which of us hosts a paranormal podcast and which of us simply knows that mothman has a dumptruck.

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