Two Idiot Girls

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Just two idiot girls talking...what more could you ask for?

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How many episodes does Two Idiot Girls have?

The podcast currently has 249 episodes available.

Two Idiot Girls episodes:

September 01, 2026 S6 E35: Hickeys on Your Face at Graduation ???
hiiii CHATTT! this week we had a new topic and asked y'all to send in the most embarrassing things you've done for a crush this year! in this episode we talked about pretending to like WWE for a man :( , what to do when your crush likes EDM music, and Deison shares how she likes football at the moment ! (but also not really)!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)
TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026
TICKET LINK:
https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P
@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!
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59min
August 25, 2026 S6 E34: 1 Ply Toilet Paper & a Marker Poop ???
hiiiii CHATTTT! this week we shared some of Drew's wedding details & giggled over y'all's favorite things to buy! in this episode we talked about Drew's amazing wedding planners, Deison's experience with loose tampons, and what we'd do if a mistress was using our Ninja air fryer!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)
TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026
TICKET LINK:
https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P
@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!
Let’s eat real. Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026 (See website for more details).
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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54min
August 18, 2026 S6 E33: When You Get Cucked at Build A Bear ???
hii CHATTTTT! this week we asked y'all to send us your favorite fun and silly things that are worth the money! in this episode we talked about Drew's most recent Build a Bear experience, why Deison loves her amc a list membership, and why pets are always worth the money!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)
TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026
TICKET LINK:
https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P
@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!
Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to https://honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod
Our listeners can buy one pair of glasses and get 20% off any additional pairs at https://WarbyParker.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad
Let’s eat real. Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026 (See website for more details).
Book now at Booking.com!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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51min
August 11, 2026 S6 E32: Our Most Serious Episode
hi chat - this episode is very different from our usual stuff. we love and appreciate you all very very much <3
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50min
August 04, 2026 S6 E31: How Drew Would Use Her Domain Expansion ???
hiiiiii freaksss !!!! this week we caught y'all up on some of our zoomies! Deison recaps how she's the first person in the entire world to finish run 5.5 miles without stopping, Drew shares her final thoughts after finishing "The Pursuit of Jade", and Drew shares what her hand gesture would be when enacting her domain expansion!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)
TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026
TICKET LINK:
https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P
@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!
Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/twoidiotgirls #rulapod
Book now at Booking.com!
Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at Lolablankets.com by using code TWOIDIOTGIRLS at checkout. Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 9min
July 28, 2026 S6 E30: Why Drew Thinks JJK & Kung Fu Panda are Similar ???
hiiii CHATTTT!! this week we had more zoomies & "gardening" questions to answer for y'all! in this episode we talked about our favorite desserts, how Drew will be venturing into the world of JJK very soon, and we explain (incorrectly I'm sure) the difference between amusement parks vs. theme parks!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)
TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026
TICKET LINK:
https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P
@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!
Book now at Booking.com!
Right now, save 25% on your first order at https://zazzle.com!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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48min
July 21, 2026 S6 E29: What Celebrity Gives Us the Ick and More ???
hellooo CHATTT!!! this week we answered more questions y'all asked us after we've "gardened!" in this episode we loosely talk about Drew & Pili's joint bachelor/bachelorette party, why Drew loves to send Olivia Rodrigo songs to the people she loves, and how Drew takes her contacts out with long nails!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)
TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026
TICKET LINK:
https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P
@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!
Our listeners can buy one prescription pair and get 20% off any additional pairs at WarbyParker.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS — and using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #ad
Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. (See website for more details).
Book now at Booking.com!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...more
55min
July 14, 2026 S6 E28: How We'd Detect Our Evil Clones ???
hiiiii freaks! this week we had plenty of zoomies again & also answered some of y'all's questions for us after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talked about Drew's new favorite show "The Pursuit of Jade", why Deison wants to live in "Animal Crossing", and how we'd be able to detect if our evil clone was there or not!

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)
TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026
TICKET LINK:
https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P
@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!
Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/twoidiotgirls #rulapod
Book now at Booking.com!
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...more
50min
July 07, 2026 S6 E27: Smiley Miley and Swallowing Hot Stones in Love Island
hiiii CHATTT!!! this week we had plenty of zoomies to share - once again! in this episode we talked about how Drew would respond at a recoupling if a man just said "i love that she always puts me above herself" WAT, Deison shares her review of "Minions and Monsters", and how it feels when "we're just being Miley" !

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)
TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026
TICKET LINK:
https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P
@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!
Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod
Head to https://FactorMeals.com/twoidiotgirls50off and use code twoidiotgirls50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. (See website for more details).
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
...more
1h 8min
June 30, 2026 S6 E26: How to Spot an Incel in the Love Island Villa ???
helloooo little tiny freaksss!! this week we had SO much to catch up with y'all on! in this episode Deison talks about her fun cutie trip to Seattle, we talk about all the victimization we've seen the red pilled men in Love Island have been OOZING, and Drew recaps her unreal experience with finishing her first KDrama "The Perfect Crown" !

COME SEE US LIVE IN NOVEMBER!

Chicago @ Park West on November 11, 2026 (as part of the 312 Comedy Festival)
TICKET LINK: https://www.axs.com/events/1477914/drew-deison-afualo-present-two-idiot-girls-live-tickets

Boston @ The Wilbur on November 14, 2026
TICKET LINK:
https://thewilbur.com/event/two-idiot-girls/

Buy Drew's What Do You Meme Expansion pack now!
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Relatable/page/25D982A3-90A6-40AA-B0AD-65428674AF8B

DREW'S BOOK IS OFFICIALLY AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE YOU CAN PURCHASE BOOKS!! GO GET IT!!!!

For extra fun silly zoomie-filled content, JOIN OUR MEMBERSHIP!!! Visit patreon.com/twoidiotgirls for more info!!!

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM & TIKTOK :P
@_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS!
Save 20% Off Honeylove by going to honeylove.com/TWOIDIOTGIRLS! #honeylovepod
https://Cozey.com — The Home Of Possibilities, Made Easy.
Book now at https://Booking.com!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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1h 40min

FAQs about Two Idiot Girls:

How many episodes does Two Idiot Girls have?

The podcast currently has 249 episodes available.

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