Chris vs. The People

Get ready to lock in because this week on Chris vs. The People, we are hearing all about the craziest things people have gotten away with. The episode kicks off with a caller recounting the story of how she stole $2,000 worth of liquid from her job one summer. Following that, a caller shares her dysfunctional story of being driven to college by her mom, which ends in a stolen U-Haul and psychedelics. Afterwards, the episode’s third caller recalls how she got back at her negligent roommate, and finally the episode ends with even sweeter revenge when the final caller reveals what she did to get back at someone who drugged her. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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Court is in session because this week on Chris vs. The People, it’s all about determining whether the people are a**holes or not. The first caller questions if she is in the wrong for quitting a friendship with a very interesting friend. Next, we hear from a caller who accidentally revealed to her dead boyfriend’s parents that their son had a child, and finally, another caller needs to know if she’s the a**hole for slapping her dad’s girlfriend’s daughter. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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This week on Chris vs. The People, singer/songwriter Ashe stopped by as a special guest. Fresh off of opening for Benson Boone on his Wanted Man Tour, Ashe shares all her lore, like the time she would run away from home to her neighbors house as a baby. She also discusses heartbreak and divorce, which led to her current hit song Stop the Wedding. Ashe also recounts the time she drunkenly went up to Margot Robbie at a Halloween party with friend, Finneas, to let the movie star know that they are doppelgängers. The singer later reveals some spooky supernatural activity in her Nashville home, as well as how she met her now husband while touring and being in a different relationship. The episode is as heartwarming and wholesome as it is funny and chaotic as Chris and Ashe banter with ease. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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Grab your popcorn and get comfortable because this week on Chris vs. The People, we are diving in to listeners’ family lore. The first caller shares the time she went shot for shot with her alcoholic father…the same guy that fired a shotgun in the house. Next we hear from a caller whose mom cheated on their dad with someone in prison for murder, and afterwards, a caller recounts the time she and her cousins and friends accidentally set their neighbors yard on fire. The last caller reveals that sometimes your own mother will be the reason for your downfall, as he was drugged intentionally by his mom. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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This week on Chris vs. The People, Chris talks with pop star and longtime friend Rebecca Black on the cusp of the release of her new album, Age of the Exhibitionist. With it only being 11am, the two dive in to share laughs and stories of dysfunctional family lore, growing up in Anaheim, and feeling the need to impress a date. Rebecca also uncovers the truth behind touring mishaps that may or may not include a drunk concert-goer and an iPhone charger and then later shares an anecdote from a previous Coachella trip with her friends that started with edibles and ended with a totaled Porsche. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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It’s time to clock in because this week on Chris vs. The People, we are entering the workforce and hearing from callers sharing trials and tribulations from their places of work. The first caller tells the story of when she sharted in her boss’ office, leaving Chris to catch some major strays. Then we hear from a caller who tried to hook up with their coworker, only to be left standing outside their house in nothing but their underwear. The final caller recounts the time she discovered that her boss and her coworker have been hooking up for the last 6 years, ending with house visits and police officers. With an episode this chaotic and jaw-dropping, you just might be convinced that your workplace isn’t so bad after all. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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We’re going back to school this week on Chris vs. The People because callers are sharing stories (or trauma) from their days in academia. First we hear from a caller whose dad turned her drive to school into a scene from a Mission Impossible movie. Afterwards, a caller comes clean about plagiarizing a song from a major movie, and another reveals that she got a call from prison…from her old middle school teacher. The episode is closed out with a tale of summer camp and an absolutely unhinged live action recreation of the Underground Railroad. And yes, you read that correctly. Get ready and buckle up for an episode full of laughs, nostalgia, and moments that will have you asking the driver to stop the bus. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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This week on Chris vs. The People, court is in session for an "Am I the A*shole" themed episode, and Chris is hearing four truly chaotic cases. Callers confess to hitting their grandma with a Croc, reconsidering a friendship while trapped in a wedding party, ending a best friendship right before a birthday, and secretly hooking up with both halves of a couple…but separately and unbeknownst to the other partner. With questionable timing, messy boundaries, and one jaw dropping final twist, Chris must decide who's innocent, who's guilty, and who's just the sphincter. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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Chris is back with another episode full of family lore, and these callers prove that every family tree is only a few seconds away from getting cut down. One caller reveals what happened to money collected after a devastating loss, another attempts to explain a family tree so complicated it basically requires long division, and a third recounts a reunion out of Dukes of Hazard that nearly became a demolition derby. From shocking secrets to jaw-dropping dysfunction, these callers’ stories will leave you wondering how anyone made it to the next holiday gathering. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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This week on Chris vs. The People, Chris sits down with comedian Jay Jurden for an episode that starts with career talk, the Mississippi-to-New York hustle, viral clips, and the real economics of stand-up, and then it spirals fast into chaos. Between a food poisoning story that gets genuinely apocalyptic, a "wait, is that my cousin?" confession, and tales from nude beaches and hookup etiquette gone hilariously wrong, nothing is off limits. It's the kind of conversation that swings from career wisdom to full blown TMI without ever slowing down, and somehow it all makes sense by the end. Come for the comedy talk, stay for the chaos you didn't see coming. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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