This week, Chris hears from a listener whose mysterious uncle lived a double life full of sugar babies and family chaos, another who had the FBI show up at her house at age twelve thanks to a wildly misbehaving Roblox boyfriend, and a final caller who woke up to flashing lights and officers surrounding her home in what felt like a movie scene. Law enforcement, family drama, childhood panic…it’s all here, and Chris is barely holding it together. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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For Episode 30, Chris decides to ditch the usual format and crack open the Chris vs. the People phone lines for something he’s always wanted to do: let strangers confess their deepest, juiciest secrets…completely unfiltered. First up, a listener admits she was secretly married AND divorced for over two years, all without her family having a clue. Then a wedding-industry worker reveals her pettiest hidden talent: crop-dusting rude brides and grooms on their big day. Yes. Weaponized wedding-day farts. And just when the chaos seems to peak, a school bus driver calls in mid-route to confess that her best friend has been stuck in a six-year relationship with a man who… isn’t exactly putting in Olympic-level effort in the bedroom. Between the secrets, the life coaching, and the near-fights between bus drivers happening in the background, this is easily one of the most chaotic, hilarious, and unfiltered episodes yet. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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Fresh off a flight and running on fumes, Chris still refuses to miss a week, and thank god, because this episode is juicier than a fresh BBL. First, a caller takes us to Portugal for what was supposed to be a dreamy couples’ kayaking trip… until €1 shots, a rocky ocean, and a seasick boyfriend turn the excursion into a full-blown puke parade. Then, we head to the Maryland/West Virginia border for a Christmas night that spirals from strip-club friendships to Waffle House chaos, complete with jukebox twerking, past bathroom feuds, and a staff on their absolute last nerve. And just when you think that’s enough chaos for one episode, we end with someone whose life intersected with Mr. Bundy. Yes…Ted Bundy. It’s messy, it’s unhinged, it’s festive…it’s a typical episode of Chris vs. the People. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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In this chaotic rollercoaster of an episode, Chris dives headfirst into stories that are equal parts horrifying, hilarious, and completely unhinged. We kick things off with a caller whose peeping tom encounter turns into a full-blown true-crime story, complete with cigarette smoke, useless boyfriends, and trauma realizations mid-conversation. Then, things somehow get wilder when another listener reveals how their own mom accidentally roofied them with smuggled painkillers from Mexico (yes, really). From there, the family drama only intensifies when Chris talks to someone whose dad married their mom’s sister… a family feud straight out of a West Virginia soap opera. Between emotional breakdowns, opioid overdoses, and accidental incestuous family trees, Chris somehow keeps it together long enough to laugh through the madness. If you thought last week’s sagas were wild, this one ups the ante with blood, betrayal, and a foursome involving a knife.

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This week’s episode of Chris vs. the People is one for the books. From a first date that went horribly (and hilariously) wrong to a college night that spiraled into pure chaos, this week’s calls are some of the wildest yet. Chris talks to listeners about bad timing, worse decisions, and those moments that start out innocent and end with the phrase “how did we get here?” One caller relives a date that took a very sudden turn in the parking lot. Another opens up about a “harmless” college night that turned into a tangled web of drama. We even hear from someone who may have delivered one of the most savage insults ever said to a parent and a listener who just needs advice on whether a friendship is worth saving. It’s funny, it’s messy, and somehow still heartfelt, the perfect mix of cringe and comfort that makes Chris vs. the People what it is.

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This week’s episode is all over the place in the best way. We’ve got secret families, haunted hallways, and enough plot twists to make Maury take notes. A caller’s “family feud” takes a wild turn when two unexpected guests show up at dinner… and turn out to be her uncle’s secret brothers from his dad’s other family in Samoa…where he had nineteen kids and one on the way. Another caller’s aunt moves into a dream home that quickly turns into a horror movie: ghost kids, a tall man in the hallway, and an old lady in the backyard who refuses to leave. One caller finds herself tangled with a guy who defines “mixed signals,” proving that modern dating might actually be scarier than ghosts, and finally, a story so wild it’ll make you question everything you know about car accidents, fake claims, and “it’s not what it looks like” excuses. From secret brothers to possessed uncles, Chris somehow makes sense of the madness (or at least tries to). As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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It’s almost Halloween, and somehow every caller this week decided to bring a different kind of horror story. First, a listener accidentally manifests her coworker into a car crash (Florida never disappoints). Then another caller reveals her aunt is her own stepmom, in a family drama so twisted it makes “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” look like a documentary. But it doesn’t stop there. We also hear from a caller whose high-school date took her to Olive Garden, stiffed the waitress, and got ghosted so hard she had to learn taekwondo to deal with it. From spooky manifestations to incestuous entanglements to violent red-flags over unlimited breadsticks, this episode really has it all.

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This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris may or may not have come straight from happy hour…and it shows. Things start with a caller whose post-hookup pillow talk turned into a full Taylor Swift history lecture before taking a shocking, very NSFW twist. From there, we meet someone whose mom completely ruined Disney World in a pair of white jeans (and a Buzz Lightyear ride), another caller who’s spiraling over whether they’re the reason their best friendship ended, and finally, someone who casually admits to catfishing an entire group of kids for reasons that somehow get worse the more they explain. Between the oversharing, confusion, and Chris barely holding it together, this might be one of the most chaotic and hilarious episodes yet. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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In this week’s episode of Chris vs. the People, we’re swinging between heartfelt and hilarious. Chris kicks things off talking about how everyone’s gotten worse at driving and why the Amish would absolutely lose their minds over a Cybertruck. Then, a caller opens up about the sting of being called fat by a friend, and Chris dives into an honest, funny, and validating conversation about body image, friendship, and learning when (and how) to confront someone who hurts you. Just when things get deep, chaos returns in the form of a date that accidentally fires a gun in someone’s house (yes, really). Then we hear from someone torn about cutting a friend out of their friend group, leading to an unexpectedly thoughtful talk about confrontation, empathy, and knowing when to walk away. And finally, just when things start to feel almost normal, we wrap up with the chaos of a monkey attack at a zoo. Because obviously. It’s sincere, stupid, and everything in between…the perfect Chris vs. the People cocktail.

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This week on Chris vs. the People, we’re diving into stories that prove reality is stranger than fiction. First, a caller shares how her husband’s “we’re just friends” excuse unraveled into cheating, puzzles, and one of the messiest divorces you’ll ever hear. Then, another caller reveals the wild twist of discovering that her once-homophobic ex is now a gay p0rn star…and yes, the irony is delicious. From chicken-killing confessions at Christian college to someone faking a dead Japanese brother, this episode is packed with chaos, comedy, and the kind of audacity you can’t make up. Stick around for the aftershow on Patreon, where Chris spills religious tea and chats with a caller questioning whether their dad is actually straight on http://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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