In this chaotic rollercoaster of an episode, Chris dives headfirst into stories that are equal parts horrifying, hilarious, and completely unhinged. We kick things off with a caller whose peeping tom encounter turns into a full-blown true-crime story, complete with cigarette smoke, useless boyfriends, and trauma realizations mid-conversation. Then, things somehow get wilder when another listener reveals how their own mom accidentally roofied them with smuggled painkillers from Mexico (yes, really). From there, the family drama only intensifies when Chris talks to someone whose dad married their mom’s sister… a family feud straight out of a West Virginia soap opera. Between emotional breakdowns, opioid overdoses, and accidental incestuous family trees, Chris somehow keeps it together long enough to laugh through the madness. If you thought last week’s sagas were wild, this one ups the ante with blood, betrayal, and a foursome involving a knife.

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This week’s episode of Chris vs. the People is one for the books. From a first date that went horribly (and hilariously) wrong to a college night that spiraled into pure chaos, this week’s calls are some of the wildest yet. Chris talks to listeners about bad timing, worse decisions, and those moments that start out innocent and end with the phrase “how did we get here?” One caller relives a date that took a very sudden turn in the parking lot. Another opens up about a “harmless” college night that turned into a tangled web of drama. We even hear from someone who may have delivered one of the most savage insults ever said to a parent and a listener who just needs advice on whether a friendship is worth saving. It’s funny, it’s messy, and somehow still heartfelt, the perfect mix of cringe and comfort that makes Chris vs. the People what it is.

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This week’s episode is all over the place in the best way. We’ve got secret families, haunted hallways, and enough plot twists to make Maury take notes. A caller’s “family feud” takes a wild turn when two unexpected guests show up at dinner… and turn out to be her uncle’s secret brothers from his dad’s other family in Samoa…where he had nineteen kids and one on the way. Another caller’s aunt moves into a dream home that quickly turns into a horror movie: ghost kids, a tall man in the hallway, and an old lady in the backyard who refuses to leave. One caller finds herself tangled with a guy who defines “mixed signals,” proving that modern dating might actually be scarier than ghosts, and finally, a story so wild it’ll make you question everything you know about car accidents, fake claims, and “it’s not what it looks like” excuses. From secret brothers to possessed uncles, Chris somehow makes sense of the madness (or at least tries to). As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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It’s almost Halloween, and somehow every caller this week decided to bring a different kind of horror story. First, a listener accidentally manifests her coworker into a car crash (Florida never disappoints). Then another caller reveals her aunt is her own stepmom, in a family drama so twisted it makes “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” look like a documentary. But it doesn’t stop there. We also hear from a caller whose high-school date took her to Olive Garden, stiffed the waitress, and got ghosted so hard she had to learn taekwondo to deal with it. From spooky manifestations to incestuous entanglements to violent red-flags over unlimited breadsticks, this episode really has it all.

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This week on Chris vs. the People, Chris may or may not have come straight from happy hour…and it shows. Things start with a caller whose post-hookup pillow talk turned into a full Taylor Swift history lecture before taking a shocking, very NSFW twist. From there, we meet someone whose mom completely ruined Disney World in a pair of white jeans (and a Buzz Lightyear ride), another caller who’s spiraling over whether they’re the reason their best friendship ended, and finally, someone who casually admits to catfishing an entire group of kids for reasons that somehow get worse the more they explain. Between the oversharing, confusion, and Chris barely holding it together, this might be one of the most chaotic and hilarious episodes yet. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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In this week’s episode of Chris vs. the People, we’re swinging between heartfelt and hilarious. Chris kicks things off talking about how everyone’s gotten worse at driving and why the Amish would absolutely lose their minds over a Cybertruck. Then, a caller opens up about the sting of being called fat by a friend, and Chris dives into an honest, funny, and validating conversation about body image, friendship, and learning when (and how) to confront someone who hurts you. Just when things get deep, chaos returns in the form of a date that accidentally fires a gun in someone’s house (yes, really). Then we hear from someone torn about cutting a friend out of their friend group, leading to an unexpectedly thoughtful talk about confrontation, empathy, and knowing when to walk away. And finally, just when things start to feel almost normal, we wrap up with the chaos of a monkey attack at a zoo. Because obviously. It’s sincere, stupid, and everything in between…the perfect Chris vs. the People cocktail.

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This week on Chris vs. the People, we’re diving into stories that prove reality is stranger than fiction. First, a caller shares how her husband’s “we’re just friends” excuse unraveled into cheating, puzzles, and one of the messiest divorces you’ll ever hear. Then, another caller reveals the wild twist of discovering that her once-homophobic ex is now a gay p0rn star…and yes, the irony is delicious. From chicken-killing confessions at Christian college to someone faking a dead Japanese brother, this episode is packed with chaos, comedy, and the kind of audacity you can’t make up. Stick around for the aftershow on Patreon, where Chris spills religious tea and chats with a caller questioning whether their dad is actually straight on http://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens.

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On this episode of Chris vs. the People, the chaos comes in waves. First, we hear from someone who accidentally became a getaway driver for a breaking and entering. Then, a caller shares how a long-time friendship fell apart over a bathroom dispute. Next up is an Am I the Asshole? scenario after a boyfriend discovers things in his partner’s notes app. And finally, one caller swears their friend is literally back from the dead. And on the Patreon aftershow, we have a wild story about getting pulled over on LSD with seven friends crammed into a Kia Soul.

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This episode of Chris vs. the People is pure chaos from start to finish. First, a caller suspects her dad might be cheating on her stepdad after catching him liking some eyebrow-raising Instagram reels. Then, we hear the unhinged saga of someone who dated a self-proclaimed Mormon priest who could code (and somehow got weirder from there). Next, a jaw-dropping scheme where someone impersonates their partner’s ex just to see if they’d cheat. And finally, the episode closes with a friendship implosion…a best friend of five years who betrayed them in the messiest way possible. From family drama to religious cringe to loyalty tests gone wrong, this one has it all.

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This week on Chris vs. the People, chaos and comedy collide. First up, a caller takes us inside the disaster of a Facebook Dating match that spiraled into a front yard standoff, a drunk mom, and seven state trooper cars. Then, we hear from a sibling fed up with their brother’s freeloading girlfriend, sparking an “am I the asshole?” debate. Next, we learn why two Florida teenagers ended up being “held hostage” at a park job gone sideways, and spoiler: some white powder may have been involved. We also hear from one caller who goes the distance, literally…sharing what it took to cross the world for a taste of South African love. Finally, a love story with a twist: a 13-year age gap, a Reddit romance, and the kind of family drama only religion can stir up. In between, Chris reflects on stoner pre-show rituals, the healing magic of a Lady Gaga concert, and the wild gift that is this community. Buckle in because this episode is equal parts messy, heartfelt, and unforgettable.

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