This week on Not Loveline it's another call-a-thon! Trish and Tana take several calls from listeners just like you and give amazing, highly qualified, fool-proof advice every single time. Today the girls tackle important issues like pooping yourself at festivals, cheating on your girlfriend, getting cheated on by your boyfriend, and of course...what do you do when your dad starts dating your cousin...buckle up y'all. All that and more on today's stacked episode.

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TIMESTAMPS:

0:00 ACCENTS

5:05 CALL #1 HE TURNED OFF HIS LOCATION

13:30 CALL #2 WE HAVE DIFFERENT LOVE LANGUAGES

20:50 CALL #3 MY BF POOPED HIMSELF DURING LOLLAPALOOZA

27:30 CALL #4 MY DAD IS DATING MY COUSIN

37:50 CALL #5 HE HAS 5 SIDE CHICKS

47:00 CALL #6 CHEATED ON MY LDR GF WITH A MAN

53:00 HALLOWEEN BRAINSTORM, HILTON ALL NIGHTER

1:01:30 CALL #7 CAN'T GET OVER A 2 YEAR LONG CRUSH

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Trish and Tana are back again this week with plenty of yap for all of you!! This week the girls discuss the problematic pasts of many male comedians including Howard Stern. And discuss what is and isn't worth the money it costs! Plus what's this about new shows from both of our girls? All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor:SEATGEEK! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order:https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/NOTLOVELINE10*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discountThank you to our Sponsor:RO! To see if you're covered for GLP-1s for free and find make the right health goals for your body go to https://ro.co/notlovelineThank you to our Sponsor:HUNGRY ROOT! Explore our digital cookbook at http://Hungryroot.com/NOTLOVELINE and find recipes that are right for you!Follow the girls:Trisha 💋 https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytasTana 💕 http://instagram.com/tanamongeauGET SPICY BONUS EPISODES OF NOT LOVELINE!!! Join us at:https://patreon.com/NotLovelineProduced by Kallihttps://linktr.ee/KallisKornerEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 TIKTOK SHOPPING, PIMPLES8:00 LIFE LESSONS AT 28, DRIVING AGAIN, TRISHA'S NEIGHBORHOOD15:00 HOLLYWOOD, WHAT'S WORTH AND NOT WORTH THE MONEY24:00 BEIS LUGGAGE30:00 CREATING NEW SHOWS, TUBI, YOUTUBE36:20 STRAIGHT MALE COMEDIANS, TOM SEGURA, ADAM SANDLER47:30 HOWARD STERN, FRAN DRESCHER56:00 FITNESS ERA, MARATHON1:08:00 TACO BELL

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Is Tara Yummy back together with Jake Webber!? Am I wasting my time with my boyfriend just because we're young? And I'm dating a woman for the first time! Am I a lesbian? Bisexual? Help!! Trish and Tana are here to talk about ALL of that AND MORE! Join them today for this week's Not Loveline!

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It's a call-a-thon today on this week's Not Loveline! 8 calls with a little yap thrown in too! Something for everyone! Trish and Tana tackle hard hitting questions like, what do I do when I hate my engagement ring? How do I raise my son not to be a misogynist? And what do I put on my next pickle? All that and more on today's call packed episode!

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This week, Trish and Tana serve up some hot goss with a side of calls! It's the best of both worlds as they talk about Tana's lore with Harry Jowsey and his new wife, Trish recaps being on America's Got Talent, and Tana talks about meeting Kim Kardashian!!! All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor:
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Thank you to our Sponsor:HUNGRY ROOT! Explore our digital cookbook at http://Hungryroot.com/NOTLOVELINE and find recipes that are right for you!Follow the girls:Trisha  https://www.instagram.com/trishapaytasTana  http://instagram.com/tanamongeau
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https://patreon.com/NotLovelineProduced by Kallihttps://linktr.ee/KallisKornerEdited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 FRESH EPISODE, NOAH KAHAN, THE PIT, HOUSE TOURS14:30 VOW RENEWAL, JORDYN WOODS, FORGIVING EXES21:00 LET'S MARRY HARRY, REALITY DATING SHOWS37:30 LOVE IS BLIND, HOWIE MANDELL43:00 AGT RECAP, HOWARD STERN, GTA 6, STREAMING55:00 TERRY CREWS, SIMON COWELL1:01:30 KIM KARDASHIAN, MEETING KIM, ABBY YOUNG HAIR1:13:00 LINDSAY CLANCY TRIAL, POST PARTUM, HAYDEN PANETTIERE1:18:00 CALL #1 HE WANTS TO WAIT UNTIL MARRIAGE1:24:00 CALL #2 HE VENMO REQUESTED ME OVER 4 DOLLARS

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This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana are picking up that phone!! It's a stacked episode today full of calls from all of you! Should I get a nose job? What do I look out for? Is my man gonna leave me??? And how do I stay safe with a stalker?! All that and of course, a healthy dose of yap, on today's episode!

WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!

Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_

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TIMESTAMPS:0:00 WE ARE TAN AND TIRED, SHOES, FEET GROWING, LAUNDRY, LIP FLIP5:20 SUNSCREEN SMOOTHIES, WAKING UP10:00 CALL #1 HELP I HAVE A STALKER17:00 4D MOVIES, UNCANNY VALLEY, OBSESSION, DAY OUT WITH THE KIDS28:00 CALL #2 NOSE JOB ADVICE?38:30 CALL #3 DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?45:00 FINANCES54:00 CALL #4 I'M AFRAID HE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME1:00:50 CALL #5 MY BF AND I HANDLE CONFLICT DIFFERENTLY

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Is Tana pregnant!? With strange cravings and a missed period the signs are pointing to positive! Trish is recording her audiobook and exposing everyone! Tana wants to interview Clavicular...is this a good idea? And should you risk it all for a man behind bars?? All that and more on today's Not Loveline!WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/Pre-order Trisha's Memoir: Crying on the Kitchen Floor!https://linktr.ee/trishapaytas_Thank you to our Sponsor:
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Edited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 TWO GIRLS WHO REPEAT THEMSELVES, GLITCHING, AUDIOBOOK RECORDING9:30 TIKTOK SHOP, COLORFUL CLOTHING, PINK VAN CLEEF, HAIR CARE, HOUSE TOURS16:45 PREGNANCY SCARE? POST PARTUM DEPRESSION26:00 CHILI'S, DOORDASH, CRINGE MART, HOT CHEETO CRUMBL36:00 SEXMAXXING, RUNNING A 10K, DOGS, CLAVICULAR47:00 COMMENTS GETTING TO YOU54:00 CALL: SHOULD I DATE THIS MAN IN JAIL?1:02:00 THE DRAMA, ROBERT PATTINSON, READING IN SCHOOL, HARRY JOWSEY

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WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!Another episode of Not Loveline coming right to you! This week Trisha and Tana recap learning to cook together at Benihana, which you can see in full on our Patreon! Plus the girls take some calls and give some advice on writing wedding vows. As well as avoiding burnout as a creator online. All that and lots of yap as always on this week's episode!!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/

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TIMESTAMPS:0:00 NO BECAUSE WE LITERALLY ATE, BENIHANA, PILATES8:40 CAPRIS, GRATITUDE, STOCK MARKET, TANA'S REALTOR IS A QUEEN, THE LOTTERY, MEGA CHURCHES16:50 CALL #1 STRUGGLING WITH MY WEDDING VOWS23:00 DOUBLE DATES, TANA'S CONVERTIBLE31:50 CALL #2 NEED HELP WITH BURNOUT FROM CONTENT CREATION46:00 BEING A NIGHT PERSON, QUITTING VAPING IS HARD, GLP-1S, FOOD NOISE AND FOOD ADDICTION

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WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana reunite after some time apart and they have A LOT to yap about. Between Tana's ongoing driver journey and recently hitting her fence with her car, dubious LA bars, and overcoming Heartbreak, the girls have so much to cover. All that and more on today's episode!Come see Trisha and Tana at For You Fest! Get tickets at https://www.foryoufestival.com/Thank you to our Sponsor:
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Edited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 WE'RE SO BACK, JULY, PARTY PLANNING, MERCURY RETROGRADE5:00 FOR YOU FEST, LIVE PERFORMING12:00 TANA SELLING HER HOUSE, WORDS HAVE POWER, TANA HIT HER FENCE WITH HER CAR23:00 DRIVING IN LA, THE ABBEY, WEHO34:50 A BDAY GIFT FOR TANA, TOOTH RECOVERY AND REFLECTION55:00 RUNNING A MARATHON, PILATES, SIGNING BOOKS, BOOK TOURS, TIKTOK SHOP1:09:00 SAVING MONEY, HEARTBREAK1:23:00 JAW PAIN

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WE HAVE A NEW HOTLINE NUMBER!! Call Trisha and Tana at 213-297-2845 today!!This week on Not Loveline, Trish and Tana power through a bunch of calls!! How do I tell my boyfriend that I hooked up with someone for $500 to pay for our vacation together? How do I move on after finding out my boyfriend is gay and has been hooking up with guys the whole time WITH AN OF? All that and more on today's episode!Thank you to our Sponsor:
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Edited by @jimmywhetzelhttps://linktr.ee/jimmywhetzelTIMESTAMPS:0:00 FIFA CUPS, KPOP SONGS, MANIFESTING, GRIMACE7:00 PILATES, SHEL SILVERSTEIN, ATHLETICISM13:20 CALL #1 I'M SMARTER THAN MY BF23:30 CALL #2 MY BF IS NOT ONLY DL BUT HAS AN OF TOO30:00 CALL #3 THRIFTING AND DEPOP SCAMMERS40:00 CALL #4 I HOOKED UP WITH A MAN FOR MONEY, DO I TELL MY BF?46:30 CALL #5 ENTERING A MALE DOMINATED CAREER51:35 CALL #6 FAVORITE ERAS OF EACH OTHER

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