Joey really wants to go the new Whataburger in Turkey Creek. He has convinced himself they are doing a secret soft opening and has major FOMO. 

Ho Ho Ho! If the person we call answers the phone with “ho ho ho,’ they get tickets to Dollywood! 

Hot Tea: Jelly Roll has been having stomach issues since his tour overseas and posted about his new Squatty Potty for his toilet. Post Malone’s dad says that he listened to some really bad music that Post made in his earlier days, but he always supported him. A hotel is under fire because an employee was filmed washing sheets in the hotel’s hot tub.  

Joey was driving and felt something on the back of his neck... It was an Asian lady beetle! He thinks Nancy would have wrecked her car. We asked if others had ever almost wrecked over something in their car. Several people answered with spiders, snakes, and even a bat! 

Lucky 7  

Nancy’s son Parker had an odd encounter with some of his customers. They were talking about country music and started complaining about Joey and Nancy. Parker had to awkwardly tell them that Nancy is his mom.  

Big Orange Breakdown for the UT vs New Mexico State game with Brian Rice 

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The government is back oepn! We wonder how back payment for federal employees works.  

Joey’s son referred to a world atlas as one of his “touching books.” He just meant that it touches him “on the inside” and means something to him.  

Ho Ho Ho! If the person we call answers the phone with “ho ho ho,’ they get tickets to Dollywood! 

Hot Tea: Chickfila is testing a chicken and waffle sandwich, but only in two cities. Dolly is finally starting to be in better health! You can now buy a $200+ knitted phone holder from Apple.  

Group Therapy: My daughter doesn’t want to go to my mom’s house for Thanksgiving because her house smells like cat litter.  

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We talked with Rebekah, the new Vol fan from Texas that went viral for choosing UT to be her college football team. She is coming to town this weekend for the game! 

The penny has now been discontinued at the US Mint. It will still be in circulation, but no new ones will be made.  

It’s World Kindness Day! We had our nice coworker Bob come try to be mean and roast us.  

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The Northern Lights were visible in East TN last night! 

Ho Ho Ho! If the person we call answers the phone with “ho ho ho,’ they get tickets to Dollywood! 

Hot Tea: Former MLB manager says it’s “insulting” that Tony Vitello got the job with the Giants. Brach’s candy is releasing a candy cane opener tool. A man was arrested for shooting at people over an argument about how many eggs chickens can lay.  

Joey vaccumed up all the Asian lady beetles in his house.  

As Seen on TikTok! How to handle a runaway car while driving 

Lucky 7  

The internet believes that Aaron Rogers’ wife isn’t real and that she’s either made up or an AI chatbot. 

A woman has been scammed out of $8k from a woman online that claims to be married to Morgan Wallen.  

Hobbies that attract pretentious people – are we on the list? 

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It snowed yesterday!  

The Starbucks by our station was surrounded by nine fire trucks this morning. 

Joey had a rough day yesterday – nothing was going in his favor! 

Things older people do on their phones that give Gen Z’ers the ick.  

Ho Ho Ho! If the person we call answers the phone with “ho ho ho,’ they get tickets to Dollywood! 

Hot Tea: Kim Kardashians is mad at psychics because she didn’t pass the bar exam. Sources say that Kelsea Ballerini and Chase Stokes are back together! A woman is suing a cereal company over a missing serving in her cereal box.  

We are going to be in the Veteran’s Day parade! 

Veteran’s Day shoutouts 

Lucky 7  

A woman is charging couples thousands of dollars to help them name their babies. Joey and Nancy offer to name babies for free.  

The British Royals are concerned about getting 12 year old Prince George a phone. Joey wonders how long he can wait to get phones for his kids.  

What Makes You Special! I’m the Viral UTK Social Media Professor! 

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It’s cold and there are snow flurries!  

Joey went to the batting cage at Dick’s House of Sport and did terribly. 

The new trailer for the Michael Jackson biopic starring his nephew, Jaafar, looks AMAZING! 

Monday Morning Wake Up Call with 6-year-old Joe 

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Hot Tea: Morgan Wallen came onstage for Ella Langley’s concert at The Ryman and threw shade at the CMA Awards. Kelsea Ballerini was spotted holding hands with ex-boyfriend, Chase Stokes. Are they back together? A driver tried to use a Monopoly “get out of jail free’ card to get out of a speeding ticket. 

A couple in Miami have been named the Guinness World Record holders for oldest married couple and longest married couple. We asked listeners who had the shortest marriage in east TN.  

Lucky 7  

As Seen on TikTok! The “bird theory” is a trend where girls are testing their significant others’ reaction to them saying they saw a bird. Karly tested it on a few people.  

Nancy is very impressed by all the new gadgets you can get for babies that didn’t exist when she had kids. Ex: butt spatulas, the Owlet sock, and wearable breast pumps.  

Target has a new rule for their customer service. 

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The cold weather is settling in and Nancy HATES it. 

There's baby fever among country artists! Luke Combs and Thomas Rhett are both expecting, Jelly Roll is trying IVF, and Kelsea Ballerini released a new song about wanting to be a mom. 

Hot Tea: Starbucks is under fire for their new holiday cup. Elon Musk is on track to be a trillionaire. A healthcare provider in Maine accidentally sent hundreds of patients letters saying they were dead. 

Joey hasn't been happy with his kids' grades, so he took away all screen time. He is impressed with how well they have been playing with each other and with toys. 

Lucky 7 

Nancy did something yesterday that made her be ashamed to call herself a Vol fan. 

Ticket buying hack that can help you get cheaper Morgan Wallen tickets

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Karly spoke to high schoolers at a career fair yesterday. 

A new TV game show called “Nation’s Dumbest” is going to test how smart (or not) celebrities are.  

Joey was insulted by an old man at church. The man asked if he had a new chef at home because he noticed he’s put on a few pounds.  

An update on the Louisville UPS plane crash- one of the engines fell off the plane.  

Hot Tea: Coca-Cola's new Christmas commercial was made by AI. The Miss Universe director or Thailand is under fire for calling Miss Mexico dumb. A new trend on TikTok has girls wearing cattle bull rings as bracelets.  

Group Therapy – My Wife’s Breath Smells Terrible After Eating Dairy 

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Former WIVK on air personality Bob Thomas joined us to talk about his long-time friendship with Kenny Chesney. 

Telephone Talent Show 

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