Say "Parapraxis gives me ankyloglossia" ten times fast.  Yeah, I know that was 4035, but in podcast years I just cut that one and it's still fresh in my mind.  Don't look in the sausage machine.  There are no bodies in the sausage machine.  Forget I said anything.  "LALALALALALALALAAAAA"...what? Please enjoy the not-so-idioglossic series-5 SCiP from HominiLupus, "The Common Tongue". SCP 4038 located at http://www.scpwiki.com/scp-4038Credit to original author HominiLupus