With the triangulation of Cinco de Mayo, Free Comic Book Day and the Kentucky Derby occurring at 10am on May 5th 2018, Chad the Bird was caught in a "cross-fire of drunken behavior" authorities say originated somewhere in the north suburbs and had infiltrated the city through the Red and Purple lines. The following incident was recorded live.

LIVE from The Paper Machete at the Green Mill Lounge Chicago

Featuring "Promises" by the Barrerracudas... who disavow all knowledge of these events.

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