The Nationals do Pride right, but Patti may still write a letter about rainbow jerseys. Big Papi, David Ortiz, heads to Boston for medical care after the shooting in Santa Domingo. Elvis Andrus gets in one more head rub, and a bathrobe, as the Rangers retire Adrian Beltre’s number.

The long strange trip of this year’s Free Agency season has finally come to an end. It only took until the Draft. Craig Kimbrel signs with the Cubs thanks to the thriftiness of having Zobrist on the restricted list (vocabulary alert!). Dallas Keuchel is off to the Braves to keep him away from the rest of the NL East. And everyone keeps their beards!

Patti and the Pottymouth give their All-Star Infield picks, leaning heavily on Boyfriends past and present but not completely. Hello Carlos Santana, Rafael Devers, Matt Chapman, Jorge Polanco (we still see you, Twins), and Josh Bell.

This week’s cross-training includes a Pride parade, Stanley Cup champion goalie Braden Holtby, the NBA, a Game Seven, and our new best friend Gerardo Parra.