Kevin & Chris Show

Dump the family for some ME time ... I’m putting the short order cook apron back on ... Kevin knows the best way to play the lottery

Being pregnant causes nachos ... We should be little bit more like Bam Bam ... You can’t make me take my shoes off ... Picking your nose can cause an accident

It’s a Rumspringa for the Roomba ... It might be time for me to change cushions ... Toga parties bring generations together ... Best Saturday Night Live Cast Members of All-time

Kevin got his wild and crazy bachelor weekend ON ... I don’t need take out, I’ll clone it ... Kevin can smell the future ... I’ve been diagnosed with IMS

The fashion police are after us and these are the charges ... Madonna is THE MOST 80’s thing ever ... It’s not the kids obsessed with their phones, it’s us ...

It’s not your personal lounge, do it or get off the pot ... The rock n’ roll lifestyle IS good for your health ... It’s no big deal to forget your anniversary ... Celebrating the Fall … Best things to do or favorite places to go ...

Turn off your phone or you could get pepper spray in your popcorn ... Tuesday is worse than Monday ... I couldn’t even get through the new Spiderman-it wasn’t the movie, it was my bladder ... It’s the next step in robot domination ... I love my backyard animal friends, but I draw the line at skunks ...

Just say no to Tickle Me Elmo ... I want to be a Fat Bear ... Chris’ friend is getting married, she’s drawing the line at one gift ... Cheeseburgers Win Superbowls

Movie stars who got their start in TV ...It’s 100-degrees out … and I’m getting hit in the face with Christmas ... Don Louzader inspired a rock n' roll anthem

The AI apocalypse is here. We told you so. Don’t panic—we’ve got your survival guide .... Baby Gaga is bound to have a weird name ... I think Kevin should be tracking her less, he wants to track her more ... Don is in mourning over Judge Judy’s retirement