Keyboard Warriors Fantasy Football

You're not gonna want to miss this one, as we dive deep into the true nature of CMC's status as Fantasy Football Messiah, Joel's permanent ban from appearing on the show, and Hayden leaving his voodoo magic in America only to have Greta absorb that shit like Kirby. Plus, our picks for week 2, must-see movies this Oscar season, things we would rather have on our roster instead of kickers, and THE MOST UNDERRATED POP-PUNK ALBUMS OF ALL TIMEPS: Joel you are still permabanned, I will remind you on all future episodes, thx :)

Breaking down the best and worst of drafts and matchups. In the mere hours since the recording of this, Gus Edwards tore his ACL, so ignore most of the takes regarding the Ravens backfield I guess

The nihilism is out in full force this time of year. On this pod, we take a spoonful of hot takes, a dash of playoff scenarios, a sprinkle of sarcasm, and two heaping cups of sadness to craft maybe the most heartwarming and life-affirming release of this holiday season. Good luck to everyone this week, except you Joel, I hope you lose

In this episode: Joel Bad

Literally exactly as described in the title, no one ever reads these things lol

Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, the Raiders were good at football........

In this episode we break down why Joel is Bad

This week we dive deep into the world of everything but football. First, we spend some time recounting our favorite 2000s Crunk Jams. Then, we discuss weather balloons and their impact on the conspiracy theory economy. Lastly, the best alcoholic drinks for when you just want to die.Closing song: Flashing Lights - BADBADNOTGOOD

Join Jaguars superfans Llewelyn and Victor as they nerd out over all things Jacksonville Football. Be sure to tune in next week for a TNF breakdown extravaganza, Closing song: Jesu - Wolves

Llewelyn and Victor contemplate the finer things in life, like laughing at Joel's roster. Plus, recaps of last week's games and picks for this week. Listen to the whole pod for a special announcement at the endTimestamps:1:37 Lol Joel's roster13:33 Did Joel actually draft this team19:21 Is Anthony actually an interesting Twitch personality37:56 How do we know that Aaron is still alive?