In which a man named Dan hands a girl a note, drinks a drink, grabs a bag, and jumps off a staircase. Like a boss. Featuring interviews with Galen Cook, author Geoffrey Gray, and Ayn Sandalo Dietrich of the FBI. Sponsored by Portland Luggage.

In which we learn a brief history of angry Ursidae and hirsute humans in the City of Roses. Sponsored by The Eagle.

In which we learn of the 1873 blaze in downtown PDX. The biggest fire in Portland history. Arson? To this day the answer is unknown.

In which we learn of A Day Called X. In 1957 CBS showed a documentary by Canadian filmmaker Harry Rasky about Civil Defense in PDX. Narrated by actor Glen Ford, if featured, amongst other things a look into Portland’s Doomsday Bunker beneath the soils of Rocky Butte.

In which we learn of Operation Green Light. In 1955 Portland’s ambitious Civil Defense program initiated “Operation Green Light” and tried to evacuate ALL of Portland’s Downtown to the suburbs. FAST. Featuring an interview with Portland Mayor Sam Adams! Sponsored by Andy & Bax.

In which we learn the incredible tale of how Republican Oregon Governor Tom McCall averted violence and doom by holding a state-sponsored Hippie Rock Festival at McIver Park in rural Clackamas County during the summer of 1970.

In which we learn that you should be afraid of the Po-po in PDX’s Chinatown.

In which we learn that, in Portland’s Chinatown, if you want to kiss a Wookie, that can be arranged.

In which we learn that the possibility of successfully navigating Chinatown is approximately 3,720 to 1.

In which we learn that Portland’s Historic Chinatown was once a hive of scum and villainy.