In which, Chris, Jonathan, and two professors of gameology recall Jiffycon, wonder where's the line, encounter a Runester, and call it a clam for an unknown reason. Chowds can flame us at [email protected] Music: "I'm Shipping up to Boston" by Dropkick Murphys Special Guest: Meg & Josh from Brilliant Gameologists

In which, Chris & Jonathan ponder if strips clubs are less threatening than role-playing in a relationship, criticize Phil from Red Earth Saga, mock Rob from Bear Swarm, and mourn a baby killer. Send those nude photos to [email protected]: "Medicine Ball" by Eminem

In which, Chris, Jonathan & Runester have trouble finishing, discuss Star Trek/ Star Wars for way too fucking long, then fight back against extreme feminism. Call us chauvinistic pigs at [email protected]: "Firestarter" by ProdigySpecial Guest: Stephen Jarjoura (a.k.a. Runester from the forums)

In which, Chris & Jonathan are failed by Audacity (again), find that Chris is allergic to pussy, cum up Frodo's nose, face scorned women, and refuse to lose. Send blackmail demands to [email protected]: "The New Shit" by Marilyn Manson

In which, Jonathan discovers it takes two Canadians to equal one African-American. Table Saw, Mike, and Chad can tell us to go fuck ourselves at [email protected] NotesMusic: "Guardian of the Blind" by Blind GuardianSpecial Guest: Ryan & Shane from Save Against Frostbite

In which, Chris & Jonathan sell out, plan their death, compare a D&D game to black pussy, then have an orgy with Meg and some midgets. Send pictures of your cock to [email protected] NotesMusic: Louis Jordan " Beans and Corn Bread" and Closing Credits from G.I. JoeTopic: Napster bad!Tangent: Gun trackersTopic: Our KDB contingency planTangent: Jonathan's viceTangent: An orgy in the skyTopic: Pussy is pussyTopic: Bad player habitsTangent: Kelly's 4e gameTangent: The 7 shits of role-playingTangent: The secret of initiativeTopic: The Queen of the SouthTangent: God smites Jonathan's compTopic: Star Trek and other Sci-FiShoutouts:

1. Vinny
2. Meg from Brilliant Gameologists
3. Stuart Robertson

In which, Chris, Jonathan, and a short-tempered guest have an insightful conversation on comics and movies, then they actually record. Send all death threats to [email protected] Show Notes Music: "Last Race" by Jack Nitzsche Special Guest: Joe from The Podgecast Topic: Jonathan tries to defend Hitler...and fails Tangent: Joe's sexual harassment tale Tangent: Stupid chicks Tangent: Putting the seat down Tangent: Selling kids on the Black Market Topic: Politics...we go there Tangent: Chris fails at geography Tangent: Luke Meyer's valid concern Topic: Joe critiques the podcast Tangent: Brilliant Gameologists, Fear the Boot, & the Podgecast Tangent: Luke or Dan: Which is fucking Chris? Topic: Strip clubs Tangent: Porn...yeah, we go there too Topic: The 4th Edition debate that never comes Tangent: Jonathan & Kristin's domestic dispute Topic: The perils of podcasting Tangent: The perils of the other gender

In which, Chris & Jonathan dump a pornstar, engage in a duel of wits over tactical combat, long for giant robots (...kinda), then make love and war with other podcasters. Verbally shit on our chests at [email protected] NotesMusic: "Space Booty" by Valhalla KittensTopic: Georgia X a.k.a. Georgia PeachTangent: Painful creativityTangent: Jonathan & KristinTopic: Tactical combatTopic: Mech gamesTangent: Chris is old, Jonathan is evilTangent: Kristin is EstonianTopic: ControversyTangent: Podcasters we love

In which, Chris & Jonathan breaka ya legs, question Ed Healy's sexuality, actually discuss games, and have anal sex. Call us fuckasses at [email protected] NotesMusic: "Legend of Zelda" by Tokyo Philharmonic OrchestraTopic: Johnny the loan sharkTangent: Is Ed Healy gay?Tangent: Fuckass & HorsecockTopic: Being rpg-curiousTangent: Nostalgiacide will destroy the industry!Tangent: MMORPG's vs P&PRPG'sTopic: Pushing that shit in