The plan for today's ep definitely wasn't to talk about shit nonstop.. but here we are. Apologies !
Macy is in the running for a world record for largest poop (based on poop to body weight ratio). There's actually a semi blurred image that we'll put on socials if you're brave enough to look. No judgment. Ash had a little shart incident over the weekend, which (credit to him) hasn't happened in a little while. Thoughts and prayers to his Uber driver.
Matt and Laura took the kids to a great new park. Unfortunately it was cut short as Laura's coffee went right through her and the park didn't have toilets. Also worth mentioning that Lola still hates Matt but he's trying his best to turn things around.
We share your best Toddler Meltdown stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions:

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#49 Kid poops, pooping yourself and finding a pooper

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#67 Doting Mum Julia Morris On Divorce, Miscarriage And Menopause

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The Wicks spend a weekend away from the kids and decide to bring a carry-on friend with them for the trip. Can they get it through customs, though? 
Oscar has learnt a new phrase except he doesn't realise how rude he is! 
Matt treats Laura to the highly coveted parent sleep-in but reckons she's getting way more sleep than she thinks. Daddy J also has a new hack to convince Lola to love him and we're not sure how long he can keep up this new hack... 
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#66 Are You Going To Dirty Talk.... Or Not?

Ash shares something very rare on today's episode – advice. It's time for millennial parents to ditch Stranger Danger and introduce something new to their kids' vocabularly!
Matt has a kleptomaniac on his hands. Can you guess which kid it is? Yep. You're probably right.
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#65 Lava Monster Ruins Playtime Forever

Kat Clark is truly a force to be reckoned with. 
With a platform boasting millions of followers across social media and a thriving skincare business, Kaladé, which she co-runs with her daughters Latisha and Deja. 
After falling pregnant at the young age of 17, Kat found herself in an abusive relationship, disconnected from her family on an island north of Queensland. 
Thankfully, she was able to escape her situation, start her life anew, and rebuild it to what it is today. 
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#64 BONUS Doting Mum Kat Clark

Matt has had to activate the almighty dad voice to a group of young teens at the footy this week. It's safe to say it put the fear of god into them.
Are you a family that loves a good hand-me-down? Well, Ash does, and as a rare treat, he's surprised Macy with something new that she can't take off, even during bathtime.  
Speaking of bathtime, Marley dropped a bombshell during her night routine that shocked the Johnson household after she shared some new words she learned at daycare.
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#49 Kid poops, pooping yourself and finding a pooper

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