Ho Ho Holy Crap, it's almost Christmas, and while Matt and Ash are nowhere near ready for the big day, they are ready to clock off for the year. 

But before that happens, Ash complains about how the cicadas are pissing all over him, Matt has had a really tough week of dad duties, and the boys share Oscar and Marlie's kindy graduation. 

Plus, we tackle your questions!

• When are siblings too old to bathe together?

• Do you have Elf On The Shelf? 

Slide into our DM's @twodotingdads with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads. 

2025 Raunchy Ranch Calendar IS OUT NOW! 

https://budgysmuggler.com.au/products/two-doting-dads-raunchy-ranch 

Buy our book, which is now available in-store!

https://www.penguin.com.au/books/two-doting-dads-9781761346552 

If you need a shoulder to cry on: 

Two Doting Dads Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/639833491568735/ 

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheTwoDotingDads 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twodotingdads/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twodotingdads  

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Preparing your kids for school is a bit like the great unknown – who knows what will happen!  

Matt and Ash are gearing up to send Marlie and Oscar off to big school. While orientation has the kids prepared, the parents are not so sure.

To help with this, the dads welcome Mr. Luke the Teacher, a loved online educator with over 3 million followers on TikTok and Instagram.

Mr. Luke shares invaluable advice on preparing kids—and parents—for starting school, tackling topics like handling bullying, readiness strategies, and even the occasional need to take kids out of school. 

2025 Raunchy Ranch Calendar IS OUT NOW! 

https://budgysmuggler.com.au/products/two-doting-dads-raunchy-ranch 

Buy our book, which is now available in-store!

https://www.penguin.com.au/books/two-doting-dads-9781761346552 

If you need a shoulder to cry on: 

Two Doting Dads Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/639833491568735/ 

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheTwoDotingDads 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twodotingdads/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twodotingdads  

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash threatens to move his entire family again as an army of cicadas takes over his household. 

Matt sends his daughter Lola into a headspin after dropping her off at gymnastics during a power nap. 

Plus, we tackle your questions!

• What’s your ultimate test for whether a babysitter is good?

• If there’s a queue at the park…What is a reasonable amount of time you can spend on the swing?

Slide into our DM's @twodotingdads with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads. 

2025 Raunchy Ranch Calendar IS OUT NOW! 

https://budgysmuggler.com.au/products/two-doting-dads-raunchy-ranch 

Buy our book, which is now available in-store!

https://www.penguin.com.au/books/two-doting-dads-9781761346552 

If you need a shoulder to cry on: 

Two Doting Dads Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/639833491568735/ 

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheTwoDotingDads 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twodotingdads/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twodotingdads  

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash is crawling his way to the end of the year after slicing his foot during a dad activity. 

Matt has made a rookie parenting mistake with the girls by taking them on a Christmas shopping trip. 

Meanwhile, Matt and Ash's two eldest kids are causing their dads some grief after making a mess with bodily functions. 

Plus, we tackle your questions!

• Do grandparents have a favourite grandchild?

• How were you punished as a child?

Slide into our DM's @twodotingdads with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads. 

2025 Raunchy Ranch Calendar IS OUT NOW! 

https://budgysmuggler.com.au/products/two-doting-dads-raunchy-ranch 

Buy our book, which is now available in-store!

https://www.penguin.com.au/books/two-doting-dads-9781761346552 

If you need a shoulder to cry on: 

Two Doting Dads Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/639833491568735/ 

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheTwoDotingDads 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twodotingdads/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twodotingdads  

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Victoria Devine hosts the wildly successful podcast She's On The Money, is the author of several books, the founder of Zella Money, and is the mother of 8-month-old Harvey. 

Victoria shares her experience of having two miscarriages and the impact it had on her physical and mental health before ultimately giving birth to her baby boy. 

As she prepared for her son's arrival, Victoria outlined her list of requirements for visitors who wanted to meet the newborn.

As a finance expert, Victoria also shares her thoughts on two big parent money questions: 

• What is the biggest financial mistake that parents make for their kids?
• What is the one financial thing that parents or expecting parents should be doing?  

Buy Business Bible by Victoria Devine here 

https://www.penguin.com.au/books/the-business-bible-9781761347740 

2025 Raunchy Ranch Calendar IS OUT NOW! 

https://budgysmuggler.com.au/products/two-doting-dads-raunchy-ranch 

Buy our book, which is now available in-store!

https://www.penguin.com.au/books/two-doting-dads-9781761346552 

If you need a shoulder to cry on: 

Two Doting Dads Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/639833491568735/ 

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheTwoDotingDads 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twodotingdads/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twodotingdads  

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash has encountered a new dilemma with little Macy – she likes the bad boys. 

It turns out she's not the only one feeling loved up, with Marlie looking to marry the man of her dreams at daycare.  

Meanwhile, Lola is thinking about one thing this week – a hamburger!

Plus, we tackle your questions!

• When is the right time to have a baby?

• Who is allowed in the birth suite after giving birth?

Slide into our DM's @twodotingdads with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads. 

2025 Raunchy Ranch Calendar IS OUT NOW! 

https://budgysmuggler.com.au/products/two-doting-dads-raunchy-ranch 

Buy our book, which is now available in-store!

https://www.penguin.com.au/books/two-doting-dads-9781761346552 

If you need a shoulder to cry on: 

Two Doting Dads Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/639833491568735/ 

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheTwoDotingDads 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twodotingdads/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twodotingdads  

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty J and Ash are having a really difficult time managing the school transition. From forgetting lunchbox week to not following instructions to falling asleep at info sessions, the kids' education hangs in the balance of Two Doting Dads.

Adding to the drama, Matt has found himself attacked by a ferocious dog on a run while Ash attracts the claws of another pup.

How will these dads get through the week of parenting?

Plus, we tackle your questions!

• Is lying about your kids' age okay for cheaper prices?

• What are your thoughts on a “push present”?

Make sure you share your best Parenting Lies with us 👇

Slide into our DM's @twodotingdads with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads. 

Buy our book, which is now available in-store!

https://www.penguin.com.au/books/two-doting-dads-9781761346552 

If you need a shoulder to cry on: 

Two Doting Dads Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/639833491568735/ 

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheTwoDotingDads 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twodotingdads/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twodotingdads  

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aimee Connor, or “Aims” to her audience, has become a well-loved mum in the online parenting community for her refreshingly honest, humorous, and unfiltered take on motherhood.

She’s the mother of four young children—Mahli, Indi, Billi, and Bodhi—and shares the real-life chaos of raising them.

Aims is known for creatively repurposing leftover food into enjoyable recipes. She documents the daily ups and downs of life with four children and speaks openly about her ten-year journey of sobriety, navigating Marley's autism, and unapologetic parenting.

For anyone struggling with addiction or seeking support, here are some helpful resources in Australia:

1. Alcohol and Drug Foundation (ADF): Offers information, advice, and services to help with addiction recovery.

   • Website: adf.org.au

2. Beyond Blue: Provides support for mental health issues, often linked with addiction.

   • Helpline: 1300 22 4636
   • Website: beyondblue.org.au

3. Lifeline: Offers crisis support for individuals in need.

   • Helpline: 13 11 14
   • Website: lifeline.org.au

Each organization offers resources, hotlines, and guidance on seeking help and managing recovery.

Buy our book, which is now available in-store!

https://www.penguin.com.au/books/two-doting-dads-9781761346552 

If you need a shoulder to cry on: 

Two Doting Dads Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/639833491568735/ 

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheTwoDotingDads 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twodotingdads/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twodotingdads  

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sometimes, you're having a big masculine weekend; other times, you're dealing with an 'Ultra Tantrum'!

After making a bad move with dad, Oscar has given Ash absolute hell this week. 

Meanwhile, Matt slowly lets go of his little girl after sending Marlie-Mae to school orientation. 

Have you got a Parenting Hack Or F*ck That?

Plus, we tackle your questions!

• How did you introduce your first kid to your second child?

• At what point do you think you'll introduce your kids to alcohol?

Make sure you share your best Parenting Lies with us 👇

Slide into our DM's @twodotingdads with any parenting question you need answered by a couple of doting dads. 

Buy our book, which is now available in-store!

https://www.penguin.com.au/books/two-doting-dads-9781761346552 

If you need a shoulder to cry on: 

Two Doting Dads Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/639833491568735/ 

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheTwoDotingDads 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twodotingdads/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twodotingdads  

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ash shares his first and disastrous gig as a wedding DJ this week, only to be saved by a tiny hero. Plus, he’s in hot water after teaching Oscar a new “trick” that didn’t go down well. 

Meanwhile, Matt’s morning with the kids was rough, and he’s feeling Laura’s frustration after a charity run that's been taking up his nights. He also has school orientation on the agenda and some… interesting renovation updates.

Buy our book, which is now available in-store!

https://www.penguin.com.au/books/two-doting-dads-9781761346552 

If you need a shoulder to cry on: 

Two Doting Dads Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/639833491568735/ 

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@TheTwoDotingDads 

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/twodotingdads/ 

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@twodotingdads  

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.