We’re getting near the end of the season and it’s crunch time. Will they or won’t they get married? Are they married already? Are we being led astray by TLC  production? Why would anyone be interested in any of these American men? So many questions. Natalie heads to Seattle with Tamera (and next week’s preview shows she’ll be headed right back to Sequim). Jovi says he’ll change. Amira has a panic attack and misses her flight (and the entire Internet applauds). Brandon can’t even pretend to care about the wedding. Hazel meets the woman of her dreams. Stephanie seems to have replaced Ryan with an older version of the same man. Rebecca seriously loses her shit. We’ve got theories…what are yours? Tweet or DM us at @KikiKibbitz on Twitter and at @KikiandKibbitz on Instagram. Let us know what you think! 

Water is the overarching theme on this episode of #RHONJ. Melissa and Joe visit their shore house in Tom’s River. Jennifer has a family meal around the pool, complete with out-of-control children and parental drama. Later, Teresa has a pool party, featuring Tony the Pool Boy and a rousing game of tequila pong (can someone please explain the rules to this sport?). It’s mystifying how these women seem to do nothing but drink but somehow maintain their size-zero physiques. We hate them. (You do, too — admit it.) Jennifer Aydin ends up face down on the cement, prompting equal amounts of ridicule and worry. She is carried out to their hot-pink sports car with a vomitous soundtrack playing as the Aydins drive off into the sunset. 

We’re back at it again for a dramatic episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht Season 2. Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole breakdown this Season’s third hour, including: a Daisy “power move," additional friction between Jean Luc and Gary, plus a Covid scare. The guys also hand out episode awards (Colin wins two of them). Additionally, John and Sean talk St. Patrick’s Day (40:00)  and do a listener “Life Advice.” (46:00)  Let us know what you think! DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz or on Twitter @KikiKibbitz and let us know. 

It’s all going south on this episode of #90DayFiancé. Looks like Mike has called off the wedding and Natalie is headed back to Ukraine (if Yara knew, she might be jealous). Stephanie suddenly has completely forgotten Ryan and is acting as though she was in love with Harris all along. These age differences and the “importing” foreign spouses from more disadvantaged countries make us wonder if this is all about power. And maybe about pigtails, since Rebecca appears to be following in Stephanie’s footsteps (bad taste, girl). Speaking of Rebecca, she feels like Zied’s not the same man she knew in Tunisia. We could definitely say the same about you, lady. Tarik has apparently decided to reconsider his style, but is it for a moment or for a lifetime? Time will tell. It’s hard to know whether everything is the way it seems or whether production is deliberately playing us. Same goes for Amira and Andrew. It looks like she’s changed her mind and decided not to get on the plane. Fact or fiction? Apparently, we’ll have to tune in next week to find out! See you then! 

It’s the last day at Lake George and here comes the drama. Jennifer tells Melissa about Michelle the realtor whispering at Evan’s party that Joe Gorga owes her husband “tens of thousands of dollars.” (Seems like telling unfounded rumors is the main pastime at these NJ parties. Maybe they need better tequila or something.) Melissa doesn’t shoot the messenger, which is amazing, considering their history. Melissa tells Teresa, who acts completely unsurprised AND unconcerned. Melissa holds her feet to the fire about not having Joe’s back. It apparently works, because back in NJ, Teresa tells Michelle that she won’t list the house with her unless she clears up the stuff with her brother. Jackie gets ready for Evan’s second birthday party. She’s got an axe to grind and dammit, she’s gonna grind it. The women arrive and everyone has to hear (again) how Teresa’s rumor was BS. The men finally give in, but probably only so they can eat. Tune in next week, where the previews show Jennifer so drunk she faceplants into the cement. Now there’s a party!

We’re back for an electric episode of Below Deck Sailing Yacht Season 2. Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole recap this Season’s second installment, including a deep analysis of a contentious breakfast service and a legendary crew party. Additionally, they declare the “Winners” and “Losers” of the episode (Gary is involved.) Also, John and Sean discuss embarrassing activities they want to do post-covid. Plus, “Life Advice.” Let us know what you think! DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz and let us know.

Julia has finally figured out what the rest of us already knew--Brandon is an a$$hole. Yara takes Gwen wedding dress shopping and finally relents and invites her to the wedding. Meanwhile, Jovi goes to his old haunt (the strip club where he used to go almost every night) and immediately forgets that he promised his pregnant fiancé he'd be home early...it's not going to go well for him. Natalie takes herself to wedding-dress shopping, looping in her sweet mama, without telling her that there was trouble in paradise. Mike gives the ring back, but not before Natalie pisses him off completely. Hazel holds Tarik accountable. Amira goes to Serbia. Stephanie insists she's been in love with Harris the whole time. 

The party continues at Lake George. Marge tries to play peacemaker. Teresa wants everyone to do shots at 11 am. (Woo-hoo!)The ladies take the boat to go out to lunch. Melissa shares that Antonia has a boyfriend and thinks that *maybe* it’s time to have “the talk” with her (or maybe it’s a bit late, Melissa!). Teresa punks Joe, and everyone is shocked by what a great liar she is (but why, though?). Everyone wants Teresa to apologize to Jackie. It’s not going to happen and if they keep asking, she’s going to blow her casket. The guys get drunk and play poker together. The girls make s’mores. Is Evan cheating? Let us know what you think!

It's sails up on Below Deck Sailing Yacht Season 2, with a new crew on deck and on the podcast! Hosts John Farley and Sean Cole break down the premiere, including their impressions of the crew and charter guests. Plus, they hand out awards such as: who won the episode, who lost it, and which crew members are most likely to hook up this season.  Also, we (unsuccessfully) try to figure out how Daylight Savings works and go over the redeeming qualities of March (a month that can't make up its mind). Let us know what you think! DM us on IG @KikiandKibbitz and let us know! 

Yara is already threatening Jovi with being a weekend dad. She might be kind of a bi-atch, but she is HONEST. She’s not going to tell Jovi’s mom that she’s invited to the wedding if she knows that it’s not going to happen. There’s something to telling the truth, right? Also, flip side, he’s a bi-atch, too. Stephanie truly disgusts us (so, basically, SSDD). Ryan has been gone for 12 hours and she’s already ready to get engaged to his cousin. Harris is no better, though. Never trust someone who will betray their own family. Julia has a “Say Yes to the Dress” moment, but no one is making her feel like a princess (sad face). Natalie apologizes to Mike, but it is probably just a ploy to get the ring back. He looks skeptical...because he’s met her. Hazel calls Tarik’s bluff, and he fails the test. Run fo’ yo’ life, girlfriend. Zied is absolutely delighted about the dishwasher and the horse and carriage but drops a bomb about Ramadan. Amira is torn between her common sense and her guilt-tripping fiancé. Thanks for sitting in, Mary! See you next week.