Will and Kelsey are here to talk about pets! Kelsey gives a brave yet valid opinion regarding dog ownership, and we try to suss out which pet would be worse: a resurrected raptor or a regular bird? (It's the bird.)

We are rip-roarin' and ready to go this week! After seeing some bad improv and taking care of a sick dog, Will and Kelsey are ready to dive into the Legend of Zelda mythos as we plan the live-action film adaptation. (Yes, we did cast Timothee Chalamet as Link. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US???)

You arrive at the brim of a vast caldera. Smoke is billowing from this earthly cloaca, sporting ash for plumage. Suddenly, impossibly two great scaly wings arise through the grey. With the shaking of a thousand hungry babes, a dragon has advanced to stand before you. Now tell me, traveler.. would you smash or pass that dragon? Join Kelsey and Will this week as they discuss the finer points of a coffee enema and discover the consequences of saying "Jamie Lee Curtis" 3 times fast. Hale and well met!

Calling all M-Cuties! This week, Will and Kelsey delve into a world they know almost nothing about: the Marvel Cinematic Universe. They discover the best billionaire to play Tony Stark, explain why the green M&M is SO sexy, and figure out what EXACTLY the thing was that Angela Bassett did. They also talk about eggs for a little bit, if that does anything for you.

Do you have the winter blues? Do you sit at a chair with your knees to your chin as you watch the snow fall praying for the night to sweep you into blissful unawareness? Becauseeeeee LOL SAME. Will and Kelsey formally invite you to bemoan your woes and dredge up some spicy trauma. Come commiserate with us, sweet ones.

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\9+rab some Nyquil and get to chuggin', because this week, Will and Kelsey are sick! But that's not going to stop them from pitching the perfect Fantasy Frasier Fusion show, doing impeccable New Zealand accents, and introducing the newest addition to the KQ Canon: Pulcherina, the Would You Rather Warlock.

Street lights flicker. It's midnight. Before you lies the crumpled form of a man. Is he smiling? He beckons you forward with a mangled finger. He’s fallen, and he can’t get up. Upon closer inspection you find it’s the famous chocolatier the papes are all talking about. He stands, stacking each vertebra on the next. Then suddenly, a backflip. Another backflip. It was all a ruse. The factory’s open. The podcast factory. Come on in and listen. We’re doing fantasy casting, y’all!

What's behind her back? Why, it's another stimulating yet soothing serving of Kiki Quest! Therein, you'll find the answers to the following questions: How many stars out of five would we rate each other as roommates? How would one have sex with the space-time continuum? Can we list three real anime tv shows? And what the FUCK is behind her BACK???

Jingle jangle jongle, what’s that sound? It’s the Holiday Yeti, coming down the mountain in his Zamboni to punish us for our sins! Just kidding, it’s only Will and Kelsey. This year, not only do we put Christmas on trial, but we also save it. You’re welcome. Now shut up and drink your nog! I love you. I’m sorry I yelled.