KilJoy Rewrites

KilJoy Rewrites

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  • BONUS - The Middle with VaN tHe MaN (featuring Daniël YNK Taverner)

    We're back!

    It's been a long time, but we're here to announce our second season with a special three hour episode!

    On 14/01/2021 VaN made the mistake of inviting Daniël to co-host his radio show, The Middle, on Rebel Rock Radio...

    So, for your entertainment, we present to you the aftermath of that unfortunate lapse of judgement!

    AND

    Prepare yourself for KilJoy Rewrites II: Back In The Habit


    This podcast, its hosts, and Rebel Rock Radio do not claim any right over any of the songs used in this show. All rights reserved to the respective copyright owners.

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    Tune in to Rebel Rock Radio for more excellent music:

    www.rrr.cat OR rrrcat.airtime.pro


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    3 hr 9 min
  • 18. Business Sweatpants

    Here’s the order of destruction:

    00:00 - Title Sequence!

    03:37 - Are You Not Entertained?

    14:14 - Her

    41:57 - Spider-man: Far From Home

    58:24 - An Important Announcement

    01:01:47 - Patreon Breakdown

    01:09:44 - End of Show Ramblings

    Get the extended version of episodes (but not this one because we didn't have time this week, sorry) and more by signing up for our Patreon:

    https://www.patreon.com/kiljoyrewrites

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    1 hr 12 min
  • 17. Harrison Ford Is A MechaSheep

    Here’s the order of destruction:

    00:00 - Beginning

    01:30 - Are You Not Entertained?

    07:11 - Bloodshot

    23:44 - Bladerunner

    45:28 - Marley & Me

    25:05 - Birds of Prey

    51:18 - If KilJoys Rewrote: The Continuing Adventures of Arnold & Steve

    58:13 - Recap

    01:05:16 - End of Show Ramblings

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    1 hr 7 min
  • 16. Fact From The Future

    Here’s the order of destruction:

    00:00 - It All Starts Here

    01:50 - Are You Not Entertained?

    10:44 - Joker

    46:59 - Eragon

    01:02:14 - Madagascar

    01:08:26 - Recap

    01:14:26 - If KilJoys Rewrote: The Continuing Adventures of Arnold & Steve

    01:19:30 - End of Show Ramblings

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    1 hr 22 min
  • 15. She Do A Proper Educate

    Here’s the order of destruction:

    00:00 - The Start!

    02:22 - Are You Not Entertained?

    06:17 - The Bee Movie

    10:41 - The Notebook Saga

    13:21 - The Bee Movie (Continued)

    25:05 - Birds of Prey

    42:17 - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewald

    58:13 - If KilJoys Rewrote…

    01:01:29 - Recap

    01:09:18 - End of Show Ramblings

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    1 hr 12 min
  • 14. Save The McGuffin Freeman

    Here’s the order of destruction:

    00:00 - Here We Go Again!

    01:46 - Are You Not Entertained?

    13:30 - VaN Rants

    24:28 - The Old Guard

    42:16 - Toy Story

    59:40 - Recap

    01:06:03 - GREAT NEWS!

    01:08:04 - End of Show Ramblings

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    https://www.patreon.com/kiljoyrewrites

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    1 hr 10 min
  • BONUS - The Gambit Gambit

    Here’s the order of destruction:

    00:00 - BONUS!

    00:46 - Gambit

    26:23 - Recap of Gambit

    33:09 - End of Show Ramblings

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    37 min
  • 13. There Is No Definition Or Understanding

    Here’s the order of destruction:

    00:00 - And The Shoosting Begins…

    01:15 - Are You Not Entertained?

    05:34 - Academic Texts Suck!

    07:22 - Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    19:34 - Daniël’s Pain

    22:22 - X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    48:30 - VaN Gets To Be Smart

    01:04:55 - If KilJoys Rewrote…

    01:10:41 - Recap

    01:24:33 - End of Show Ramblings

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    1 hr 26 min
  • 12. He Do Complex Emote All Time

    Here’s the order of destruction:

    00:00 - And So It Begins…

    00:55 - Are You Not Entertained?

    05:30 - Pet Sematary

    18:18 - The Croods

    34:29 - Top Gun

    45:11 - Recap

    53:05 - End of Show Ramblings

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    54 min
  • 11. Dame David Dench

    Here’s the order of destruction:

    00:00 - Start (It’s cold!)

    01:32 - Are You Not Entertained?

    09:28 - Artemis Fowl

    39:25 - The Nightmare Before Christmas

    50:22 - Home Alone

    01:03:27 - Recap

    01:15:42 - If Kiljoys Rewrote…

    01:16:20 - End of Show Ramblings

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    1 hr 17 min

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One podcast, two guys, three movies; let's ruin everything you love.