Hello and WELCOME to the Five Star Review podcast with Connor Clary. In our first ever episode, we review the violently intoxicating effects of Celsius energy drinks, holiday inflateable DRAMA, Halloween decor DOS and DON'TS, and the pleasures of eating snacks. Wikipedia rabbithole moments include the "stylish but illegal" IKEA monkey and the 2016 killer clown frenzy HOAX.

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Five out of five stars.