Five Star Review with Connor Clary

In a triumphant return, I discuss my expert trend forecasting and predictions for 2024. In? Carrots, Owala water bottles, Gypsy Rose Blanchard's influencing career, caffeine, and blaming Gen-Z for everything wrong with the world. Out? Chocolate lava cake (for personal reasons), high ABV drinks, dressing grown women like little girls, Stanley cups, and TikTok Shop.

Article referenced in episode: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/01/style/trends-2024-predictions-travis-kelce-generation-alpha.html

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THE TWINKS ARE COMING!!! And they’re drinking $3.50 autumnal wine from Trader Joe’s! In this Pumpkin Spice Extravaganz-DON’T, we discuss the cultural impact of the Starbies PSL and whether we're all being gaslit into liking it.

But speaking of pumplin spice, what does it even mean to be BASIC anyways??? Once again, I come to the defense of Taylor Swift and respond to her #haters. And of course, we discuss the Trav and Tay Kansas City house rumors. Spoiler: she’s my new neighbor.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! We also take some listener reviews regarding my presence infiltrating your nightmares, straight couple Halloween costumes, and Olivia Rodrigo stans. BEWARE THE DEMON TWINKS!

The horny squirrels are ATTACKING ME and they WILL NOT STOP! This week we discuss my escapade into small town Missouri for a festival celebrating apples (while entirely lacking in apples), the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce relationship, the horny squirrels that live in my backyard, and the delights and disgusts of SLUGS. Tangeants include a discussion about my extremely gay impressions of football and the sex lives and mating habits of forest creatures.

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Five out of five stars.

In this SENSATIONAL second episode, we attempt to process the insanities of the second GOP primary debate and take some listener calls regarding a SCATHING review of sorority girl skirts and wildly inappropriate fundraiser raffle prizes. Lastly, we bravely ask the question: why the on Earth should I care if the world is flat?

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Five out of five stars.

Hello and WELCOME to the Five Star Review podcast with Connor Clary. In our first ever episode, we review the violently intoxicating effects of Celsius energy drinks, holiday inflateable DRAMA, Halloween decor DOS and DON'TS, and the pleasures of eating snacks. Wikipedia rabbithole moments include the "stylish but illegal" IKEA monkey and the 2016 killer clown frenzy HOAX.

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Five out of five stars.