THE TWINKS ARE COMING!!! And they’re drinking $3.50 autumnal wine from Trader Joe’s! In this Pumpkin Spice Extravaganz-DON’T, we discuss the cultural impact of the Starbies PSL and whether we're all being gaslit into liking it.

But speaking of pumplin spice, what does it even mean to be BASIC anyways??? Once again, I come to the defense of Taylor Swift and respond to her #haters. And of course, we discuss the Trav and Tay Kansas City house rumors. Spoiler: she’s my new neighbor.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! We also take some listener reviews regarding my presence infiltrating your nightmares, straight couple Halloween costumes, and Olivia Rodrigo stans. BEWARE THE DEMON TWINKS!