Do you hear that? Hold on, I'm putting my ear to the ground; I think I detect something with my superior elven senses. Ok I need you to shut up, I'm trying to hear something. Please turn your music off, I'm in such an advanced state of magickal focus I can hear the sound leaking thru your airpods. Oh no, it's just as I feared - the telltale whoosh of a giant circus tent hurtling through the vacuum of space toward the planet we're currently on, which of course is Middle Earth. Oh, now I'm hearing another sound - I think it's someone shouting ribald salesman patter about ice cream through a megaphone. Never Relevant is the only podcast that will both acknowledge and satisfy your alien klown breast expansion fetish. You should listen to each episode while you watch the movie or show it's about, but you don't have to. It is hosted by John, Patrick, and Hugh, and we all wear clown makeup during every recording.