Killing Time with Maronzio Vance

This week I return from a much needed break. This pandemic has been extremely difficult for some people, including myself. From time to time you need to be able to talk without being judged or persecution, so you can make sense of what's going on around you. That's what I did this week. I just talked out what I was feeling on the inside. This is the format good people going forward. I'm just talking to to see if I can figure out what's going on.

This week in the comfort of my own home, I put on a space suit so I can discuss the Aliens saga, gentrification and explain why I said some bad words. Enjoy.

This week I try to figure out how to make the fact that some non-black women date black men withouth caring about the issuses that black men go through and a bunch of other things like that. Enjoy.

This week as I stand in the hallway of my hot ass apartment, I try to figure out how to make a few things that's on my mind funny. I spend some time thinking of how to make everything from the renaming of the Washington Redskins funny to the Doobie Brothers singing. I hope you enjoy it.

This week on killing time I did something different. I filmed myself recording this week's podcast. I stood in front of a camera with a microphone and talked about how to make everything that's going on in the world funny. I believe this is the format that I will be doing going forward. I hope you enjoy me talking about how to make everything from the 5G tower conspiracies funny to Barbra Streisand giving George Floyd's daughter shares of Disney stock. Share if you care.

Day 60 of the coronavirus quarantine and I find myself turning 44 years old in a world that has stopped.  It's a funny feeling to age and not be able to do anything. I always have difficulty with birthdays because I have birthday depression. This week I talk about turning 44 and all the things I want to do going forward in this other half of my life. I also discuss boredom setting in and the lengths people will go to entertain themselves. For my birthday. Download and listen.

It's May 4th, and I've been in my home on stay in place orders since March 13. I don't know what the hell is going on in the world. I'm trying to make sense of it.  I've watched so much TV that when the world reopens, I probably won't watch TV ever again. I don't know what the world is going to be like going forward. Somebody should check on me, but if you want to know how I'm doing just download and listen.

I honestly don't remember the day we were told to go into the house and not come out again until the invisible virus that's killing everyone is gone. I just know it's been a long time. So from inside my home like a conspiracy theorist in the middle of the desert with aluminum foil wrapped around their head, I rant about how we are handling something we've never experienced before.  This week I rant about how the president has a reason to keep us inside, how to make the most of your time and being grateful. Enjoy.

I really don't know what day of quarantine this is for us, for you, for me. I'm just in my home trying to make sense of what's going on. I've always talked to myself, but this is just ridiculous now. This episode I talk about the state of comedy when this is over. I have hundreds of thoughts I've recorded, so don't worry about me running out of stuff to talk about. Thanks for listening.

I believe insanity is starting to seep in with some people from staying in the house much longer than they normally would. As I watch the news and monitor people's behavior and activity, I find time to rant about how insane everything is that we are going through. I also try to dissect any possible conspiracies that could be behind this but with no one to talk to about it, I sound like a crazy person in the middle of the desert with aluminum foil on my head. Enjoy