Kim Dotcom—hacker, tech mogul, internet freedom fighter, or just a massive grifter? From his early hacking exploits and run-ins with the law to building Megaupload into a file-sharing empire (and making millions in the process), his story is as wild as his waistline. We'll break down his rise to infamy, the dramatic FBI raid on his New Zealand mansion, and the legal battles that have dragged on for over a decade. Was he a digital Robin Hood or just another guy gaming the system? Let's dive into the absurd, over-the-top life of the internet's most notorious pirate.