Brooke and Ryan discuss the differences between the Radiant Garden Castle and Villain's Vale, the Cavern of Rememberance, and the cruel death of Goofy.

Brooke and Ryan discuss the horror that is Lion Pete, why this world belongs in Kingdom Hearts 1, and the ideal order of Heartless/Disney bosses in the game.

Brooke and Ryan discuss the Lock, Shock, and Barrel's live action spinoff, Sora meeting Santa, and the Experiment. 

Brooke and Ryan discuss the different iterations of Jafar, skateboards, and the horrors of "Swim This Way."

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Brooke and Ryan discuss the origins of Mortimer Mouse, the off-putting human characters in the Pirates of the Caribbean universe, and the countless missions involving protecting female Disney royalty from the Heartless.

Brooke and Ryan discuss Hades's catch phrases ("feel the heat"), if Hercules is actually a hero already, Auron's presence in the Underworld, and the big swirly room of the dead.

Brooke and Ryan discuss if Mulan is a war movie, the arrow at the top of the pole, and the the lack of clarity about drive forms in KH2.

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Brooke and Ryan discuss whether or not Beast's Castle lives up to the beloved source material, what Organization XIII and Pete actually want, and what faces do.

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The moment you've all been waiting for - the scientific, rubric-ed, DEFINITIVE rankings of all the Kingdom Hearts I worlds, from Destiny Islands to Hollow Bastion.

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