Kings of Kill

We watched Teeth! Oof, this was a nail biter. Puns intended all around with this movie. It talks about Easter, some demon vag, has a guy with dumb sideburns and even has a creepy old man wiggling his tongue. Gee, what a movie!

Come hitch a ride on the Midnight Meat Train! Pre raccoon B Coop rides this train as a photographer and meets a meat boy who likes killing for the love of his train or something. Clive Barker had something to do with it idk.

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New season and it starts with Myers once again! Happy Halloween and happy....just happy I guess. Team Global Gym tries to take down the Queen of Hearts in this Halloween episode about Myers being cranky again and a cult trying to hang out with Paul Rudd.

We watched Trick or Treak (1986)! It's got Gene, not Jim, Simmons and Ozzy! It's about some metal nerd down on his luck because his rock star died so he basically becomes cool when playing a record backwards like in Little Nicky.

We watched Shivers! What can we say about it without it sounding too crude? Guess you'll have to find out! We can say that it's about this apartment building and turd looking worms slither in the holes of humans and they just want to make out or whatever.

It, again! This time it's the remake and the first part of it. Tune in to love this golden child cast where the parents are terrible and a clown is having more fun than the cat on the porch watching the rain fall on a kid being sucked into a sewer.

That's right, we watched Terrifier 2! It's about some girl that makes a costume that her D&D daddy drew once and she puts it on and a clown gets mad or something.

We watched Tourist Trap? Honestly, was this about flying objects, plastic puppets or whatever or just a lonely guy trying to make friends like he's Leatherface or something? WE DON'T KNOW BUT WE WATCHED IT!

What's round, furry and has pent up anger? Nope, not that. It's Critters and we watched it! It's about these little balls that have teeth and they need a farm while these two bounty hunters that look like they're from Wham try to destroy them. Also Billy Zane has hair in this.