Kings of Kill

That's right, we watched Terrifier 2! It's about some girl that makes a costume that her D&D daddy drew once and she puts it on and a clown gets mad or something.

We watched Tourist Trap? Honestly, was this about flying objects, plastic puppets or whatever or just a lonely guy trying to make friends like he's Leatherface or something? WE DON'T KNOW BUT WE WATCHED IT!

What's round, furry and has pent up anger? Nope, not that. It's Critters and we watched it! It's about these little balls that have teeth and they need a farm while these two bounty hunters that look like they're from Wham try to destroy them. Also Billy Zane has hair in this.

We watched Night Angel! It's about some really attractive woman that looks at dudes at a bar and haunts them in their dreams or something. Also she does a lot of movement with her hand, I don't know, she's mysterious. Anyways, Steven gives his take on Capri Suns while Zack runs out of pens and pencils to throw at Steven. As always, enjoy killers.

We watched Pumpkinhead! It's a movie about dirt bike kids running over a kid that looks like he's from Like Mike and a daddy who gets made so he goes to a pumpkin patch to be sad and summons a monster to fight off teens.

We watched the Invisible Man! It's about a man in a suit that somehow gives him super strength as well as invisibility and hates a woman. Even though it's two hours long, blink and you'll miss it. (someone laugh at that)

It Follows! Could this be another gem for Steven and another hate fueled movie for Zack? WE DON'T KNOW...but we do know this is a PSA for s*xual behavior and possibly gun control. Make sure your friends know how to use a gun before they shoot invisible monsters with it.

Puppet Master, the first one, not all twelve or however many there is cause that would be insane...ANYWAYS the first one has some Leech Woman that barfs up leeches after a bad hangover or something while a dude with a small knife slices and dices necks and some small head with big hands clobbers bodies. Idk, it's just puppets doing things.

We watched the Strangers! Liv Tyler is in it! She was also in Armageddon and even Jersey Girl, how about that....Jersey Girl. Anyways this movie is about Liv needing cigarettes and being home so some strangers want to come in and Liv says no.

We watched Rawhead Rex and boy was it twisted as the requester said this was one of their first movies seen as a baby. WHAT?! A priest gets p*ssed on and a child gets wrecked! Actually a whole town gets wrecked. Well, enjoy this I guess.