This episode of the Monsterfucking Files explores the slippery, slimy and salacious ways of alien abductions and tentacular creatures.

Some notes from the episode:

Another Kinky Q & A!

In this episode, Luna and Becca answer their listener-submitted questions and musings.

HUGE thanks to everyone who write in with questions - we adore you!!!

thehalfheard asksed:

dread-loxx asked:

Which is fantastic btw

And you drop the line nudity isn’t sexual. And mention nudity on beaches in Europe,I had a little giggle because I live in Qld Australia. And with alllll of our fantastic beaches there’s not one in our state that’s clothing optional/nude.

In so many ways we are very Americanised over here

thisgingersnapped50 asked:

That’s a thing…right? 👀

Asking for a friend 😂

Anonymous asked:

Help me get out of my head!

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Join Luna and Becca in an introduction to the various facets of "Mommy Kink", the MILF phenomenon, and the older female/younger male dynamic.

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Join us for a conversation about BDSM, poly relationships and the kinky life with another real life Domme, the delightful Mistress Maye!

Maye has been a poly, slightly switchy Domme for 10 years and cohabitates with her boy, z-the-sub. She dabbles in some paid content but is genuinely into kink, and passionate about breaking down male shame surrounding submission/femininity. She’s a frequent face and her local dungeon and has too many kinks to list!

Check out all of Maye's links here - https://linktr.ee/mistressmaye

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Gather around for a special STORYTIME episode... Our own Becca's certified steamy account of a real bathhouse gang-bang experience!

Things of Note:

Becca mentions Jennifer Zurba, a sex educator. You can check out her at http://jenniferzurba.com/

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Real Domme in the house!

In this episode we welcome a wonderful new guest and lifestyle Dominant, Céline, @yourgfdgirlfriend from tumbr! She joins us from Germany, taking time out of her busy law student schedule to talk to us about her experiences and her thoughts on GFD - Gentle Female Domination. Céline has 8 years in the BDSM community, knowing early on her power as a dominant woman.

Lots of great insights in this episode!

"Don't invest in someone as much as you like them... Invest in them as much as they invest in you." ~ @yourgfdgirlfriend⁠

Wise words, indeed.

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Another Kinky Q & A! In this episode, Luna and Becca answer their listener-submitted questions and musings. HUGE thanks to everyone who write in with questions - we adore you!!!

Is it wrong of me to enjoy it when men want to buy me things??? 😳

At first I would say “noooooo!”” I can buy my own things-thank you very much!”

But then I gave In this one time…and it was SUCH A TURN ON!!!

I feel a bit guilty over it though.

Anonymous asked:

Do you believe it’s possible for two people to remain happily married for 50 plus years….while remaining monogamous? Married at a young age….all that growing and changing that happens.

I am dying to know-

Squirting….fact or fable?

Something that is faked for porn purposes?

Another way to make women feel inadequate-when they are unable to?

Or something that a few select women are just genetically blessed and able to do??

For the Peener Pod:

How is “premature” defined? If a woman is warm and wet, I can hang in there, however, if she moans I’m going to be triggered. My poor wiener is connected to my ears.

As 1.5-2 incher soft, 4.5-5 incher happy, I'd be interested to learn of any small peen kinks that celebrate the petite phallus.

These last 2 question were talked about in Episode 8 - Explore a Kink: A really BIG episode about Dicks!

Do you think that it is inevitable for peoples kinks to turn more extreme over time? To always want to push the envelope just a teensy bit more?

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The Monsterfucking files are diving deep with mermaids(folk), nagas and all manners of halflings!

Some things we mention in the podcast:

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In this episode, #2 of the Monsterfucking Files, Becca and Luna explore the undying and powerful sexual appeal of vampires and their ilk.

NOTES!

Luna and Becca debate whether Bram Stoker's Dracula can do sunlight - Yes! (Luna 1 : Becca 0)

(from Wikipedia):

Dracula is much less powerful in daylight and is only able to shift his form at dawn, noon, and dusk (he can shift his form freely at night or if he is at his grave). The sun is not fatal to him, as sunlight does not burn and destroy him upon contact, though most of his abilities cease.

The sun that rose on our sorrow this morning guards us in its course. Until it sets to-night, that monster must retain whatever form he now has. He is confined within the limitations of his earthly envelope. He cannot melt into thin air nor disappear through cracks or chinks or crannies. If he goes through a doorway, he must open the door like a mortal.— ⁠Jonathan Harker⁠'s journal, Dracula, Chapter 22His power ceases, as does that of all evil things, at the coming of the day. Only at certain times can he have limited freedom. If he be not at the place whither he is bound, he can only change himself at noon or exact sunrise or sunset.

— Mina Harker's journal, Dracula, Chapter 18

Becca wanted to add this link in for Luna - Renfield Fanfic!!

Luna mentions a movie that Becca wanted to look into and hadn't seen - Let The Right One In (2008), and found out there was a TV series on Showtime!

Becca talked about Buffy the Vampire Slayer Fanfiction - for Buffy/Spike goodness she recommends Nautibitz (it's an old archive but SO good!)

Luna and Becca looked up "vampire sex toys" and found this! They are in not affiliated with this business, nor have they tried it, but just thought is was cool.

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